Someone or some group - perhaps including the mole people or space aliens or - even - both groups working in concert - is draining the man-made lakes of the MidWest.

The latest lake to fall victim is Lake Chesterfield outside St. Louis:

"It's real creepy," said Donna Ripp, who lives near what had been Lake Chesterfield. "That lake was 23 acres -- no small lake. And to wake up one morning, drive by and it's gone?"

As can be expected, mainstream scientists associated with the Illuminati offer their explanation, but readers of the Lonewacko Blog know better. Stay tuned.