.@KingsThings: I've had about enough of you and your celebrity friends. OF COURSE there's a markup, what are you a COMMIE?

.@KingsThings: of course, I'm sure you can do it yourself. But, with us it's more convenient. Tell us what you'll want, we'll make it!

.@KingsThings: let's go north to #Alaska & find us some native brides. But, next season. We need more time to build our salmon wheels.

@AriadneHuff: no more tweets until you explain the "curious" circumstances of your reelection as Honorary Mayor of #Brentwood! @KingsThings

I've had too many intermittent failures from Twitter. If this continues Mon I'm adding them to my Enemies List, at the @KingsThings level.

.@KingsThings: does your "social organization" still wear #Pittsburgh #Pirate caps, or did that go out of style? #tcot #teaparty #ows #tlot

.@KingsThings: #Calabasas PD says they got away on banana seat bikes after the smash and grab. They suspect the Bieber crew. #belieber #tcot

.@KingsThings: clerks follow me around stores, trying to snap up-shorts pics. You can't relate, Larry. #tcot #p2 #teaparty #tgdn #sgp #ows

.@KingsThings: you don't know what it's like to be a calf model, man. When I cross the street I hear the click of cell phone cams. #tcot #p2

Too many intermittent failures from Twitter. If this continues tomorrow I'm adding them to my Enemies List, at the @KingsThings level.