As with everything, Trump reduces things to the lowest level. Take this #StormyDaniels scandals. It's not like scandals of the past, like the @KingsThings / Myrna Loy scandal of '33. Now that was a scandal, am I right?

.@KingsThings: please tweet "You want to talk about hot old broads? Put Christine Baranski near the top of the list." Slim'll clean it up.

.@KingsThings: will you be at Trump inaugural? Trump loves both your benefactors Slim & Putin. Plus, all the glamor. #Trump2016 #MAGA #GOP

Is it possible to eat a pancake without maple syrup? #ItsMy2Cents

.@kingsthings: in parts of Virginia & UK, treacle on pancakes is popular. The Flemish have been known to use Nutella in a show of defiance.

Hannity preview: Hillary's fixer will reveal her sordid sex conquests: Harry Reid, @KingsThings, Angela Merkel, Abe Vigoda... #Trump2016

.@KingsThings: lucky guess! The path changed, rdiff-backup was using a similarly-named but smaller partition. #Doh #Linux #Trump2016 #tcot

Donald Trump hypes a @KingsThings appearance: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/13008593779 #RatPack #CNN #Trump2016 #tcot #ows

Here's my full convo with @LA_Reid. A wonderful guest. We talked #Bieber, #Gaga & more: https://t.co/PxN7QDiqW3 https://t.co/4ZscCeNL8q

.@kingsthings: damn it, Sarge, they made their getaway on Segways and banana seat bikes. I'm telling you it has to be the Bieber Gang!

.@KingsThings: don't try to back out now. I bet you $500,000 and gave you points.

.@kingsthings: questions @realDonaldTrump won't be able to answer: http://24ahead.com/stop-amnesty-challenge #TrumpOnPC1