@KingsThings: I'm in contact with Bieber, Sgt. King. This could be our chance to finally put away the Kutcher Krew, if Bieber falls for it.

@KingsThings: listen, "Torquemada", this inquisition is over! My lawyer - Dolores Blasingame - will be in touch. #OWS #sgp #gop #teaparty

.@KingsThings: that's a lie and you know it! I do calf because it's *harder* than thigh or full leg. #OWS #occupy #sgp #gop #tcot #teaparty

.@KingsThings: you know what's a really good looking place? #HumboldtCounty #CA. It has problems, but looks good. #ows #tcot #oo #tgdn #sgp

.@KingsThings: can you do something about ppl mistaking me for Nick Cage? Thanks! #uniteblue #ows #occupy #p2 #tlot #teaparty #tgdn #gop

.@KingsThings: just humor me, OK? Put on this headband, drink this, and then watch the next video. #MusicMonday #NowPlaying #tcot #ows #sgp

@KingsThings: indeed. It took less than a week for a @99Only #poblano to get moldy. #chilis #OccupyLA #tcot #tlot #gop #teaparty #sgp #tpp

@KingsThings: OK, I've had it, I've fired @KatyPerry as my belay anchor. Time to move on. #tcot #tlot #ows #occupy #tpp #sgp #GOP #teaparty

If @KingsThings and I ever get into a #SlowSpeedChase, I'll drive into San Gabriels & run down trail off #RedBox. #tcot #tlot #LA #sgp #ows

@KingsThings: that's because many *are* related. There are whole clans in #Chatsworth, much like Melungeons in #NC. #tcot #tlot #ows #sgp