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.@GregKasprzak: you know how you ignore MSM handwringing about Trump? Everything @RealSaavedra says about AOC is like that. Only cons listen to him; libs ignore him. He will never have any impact on AOC. There are ways to undercut her to *her base* but he can't/won't do it.
.@aliner: buna! @billineastala also blogs about a yahoo slashing the Trump baby balloon, making sure to prominently feature the yahoo's name to basically destroy his life. Bill isn't smart enough to show Trump's joke plans wrong to such yahoos. He's too weak to punch up.
.@Mahoney1212: more recently, @Jacob__Knutson blogs about Trump tweeting 82x in one day, with the hilarious Axios "why it matters" line. It doesn't matter. Trump should send people like him cards due to all the help they give him by OCDing over things that don't matter.
.@FakeNewsHuntres: what's scary is 4+ years on, #TheResistance has never even once - even by accident - chanced on a valid argument that'd undercut Trump to his base. The willingness of his opposition to help him is probably a major reason why Trump continued his Jul 2015 stunt.
.@IAmJulesWard: obsessing over Trump's tweets isn't smart, as reality shows. I'd say #TheResistance isn't sane because they keep repeating things that have failed expecting a different result, except they don't expect a result. They're just a witless open emotional sore.
.@HelenGlew: do some PhD-level analysis of "Hillary Clinton says abuse of female politicians on social media is 'viral'" by @soniaelks. Isn't HRC playing the victim to attack her opponents & sell books? If Greta Thunberg were a boy, would he get a red carpet from AGW critics?
Mike Allen of #Axios has the scoop: "sources close to Mike Bloomberg tell Axios that last week's announcement was partly a trial balloon to gauge interest and preserve the former mayor's options." He can't be so stupid that he ignored the unpopularity of #NoLabels #MAGA #resist
This wit runs unsupervised dot com. MT @tylerwillis San Francisco has a number of very fit, technically-brilliant billionaires. It has a crime and safety problem, and it elects politicians that exacerbate this problem. If any place was going to create Batman, it's SF.
Then, Trump did an actually fairly-good, one-man-band version of 'The Heat Is On'. Not just air guitar & sax, but making guitar- & sax-like sounds. Plus, hand claps. Then, while the Cabinet softly chanted 'Oh ee oh oh', he gave a spoken-word outro. #MAGA #resist
.@John2Quick4Me: @PFF should know how poorly kneeball (avg ~35 passes per team per game) stacks up against real football (World Cup avg: 390). Real football players have to work out their own plays, while running. Kneeball players just do what a politburo tells them to do.
.@ItsElijahCiali: I moved from Linux Mint 17 to plain Ubuntu 18 a few months ago & it's horrific. Scrollbar issues, etc. etc. Worst of all is networking hell. Instead of wizbang features they need to concentrate on getting #NetworkManager to work w/ various common scenarios.
.@DCCheerleaders: kneeball is a joke. Real football teams pass 100s of times per game, NFL avg is about 35. Real football has constant action, NFL needs seconds to minutes between each play. Kneeball players are just meat puppets who can't be trusted to think on their own.
Thank you for saying what's on all our minds. #MAGA #resist MT @RealDonaldTrump I prefer the later versions of #ModernFamily when all the girls are legal.
.@aninsanemetsfan: kneeball is like real football for special needs sociopaths. A politburo of coaches directs every move those like @gkittle46 makes. Very special squads have chance after chance to score. Real football has constant action & players who have to think.
.@kevinjdeal: compare real football to the pathetic joke that is kneeball. Kneeball is like real football for very slow big babies who need a committee to direct their every move. Long pauses after each play. Plus, culturally-corrosive violence and @NFL putting Ray Lewis in HoF.
No one else has used "le Trump, c'est nous" before, so I'm avant garde yet again. The phrase refers to the #MAGA belief that Trump is doing all this for them or at least he'll help them, when he only cares about himself & would throw them overboard if he got a better deal.
.@JulieFoudy: Kate Markgraf seems like a nice person. However, wanting to hire a woman = "no men need apply." She'd reject a better candidate if they're the wrong gender.
CORRECTION: Donald J. Trump Jr. DMed to let me know that there were *four* Axis countries: German, Japan, Canada, & #CostaRica. We paid back Canada earlier today, now it's CR's turn as the #USWNT just went up 3-0 against our archenemy. #football = #soccer #MAGA #resist
.@USWNT: now, @katemarkgraf wants to hire a woman, even if she's less qualified than a man for the same job. Affirmative action = Lysenkoism.
.@TorontoFC: this one's for poisoning our maple trees and siding with Germany in WWII!!! #MLSCup
In WWII, there were three Axis Powers: Germany, Italy, and #Canada. Now it's payback time! #MLSCup #ABC
USA is now trouncing Canada, as usual! #MLSCup #ABC #MAGA #resist
USA gets an honest goal this time! #BeatCanada #Seattle #Toronto #MAGA #resist
.@sconosciutoCOL: the much bigger issue for @MLS is to get on network, even if they have to give away a match a week. They should also choose the final teams using multiple matches with a scoring system or similar rather than elimination games (aka the "Zlatan Act").
This tweet from someone else to #Target was declared "AbusiveQuality" by #Twitter: "So like why y’all gonna be opened on Thanksgiving? It won’t [llik] you to let employees have that day off". (Reverse "llik" for the apparent bad word.) #technology #Java
USA SCORES AN OWN GOAL AGAINST OUR CANADA ARCHENEMIES! #MLSCup #MAGA #resist
If Vela were in #MLSCup, it'd be trending in heavily Mex-Am cities at least. If Zlatan, Rooney, or Josef Martinez were in MLS Cup, it'd be trending in the USA overall. Especially Zlatan. In any case, reality says Seattle is our latest chance to beat Canada.
Sick of the #NFL? #MLSCup is on ABC right now. Check it out if you want real football. #football = #soccer
In WWII, #Canada took advantage of the U.S. being tied up *defending Canada* to stab us in the back. They sent undercover operatives to New England to infect maple trees with blight so they could tie up the maple syrup market. Now, #Seattle is going to PAY.THEM.BACK. #MLSCup
#Toronto was just putting the match on pause so they could go into halftime rested and ready. #Sounders #MLSCup #MLSCupFinal
A reminder: #Canada burned down the White House in the War of 1812. Now we're relying on #Sounders to PAY. THEM. BACK. #MLSCupFinal #MAGA #resist
I'm not expecting much from the #MLSCupFinal. My preference would've been #LAGalaxy vs #DCUnited or #Atlanta. OTOH, this is yet another example for us to beat Canada so there's that. #USA #USA #USA #MAGA #resist
Are you ready for some real football??? Are you sick of the NFL??? The Major League Soccer final is about to start on ABC for some real football. #MAGA #resist
"Robert De Niro says impeachment inquiry of Trump must proceed". OK. #MAGA #resist #idiocracy
.@thelastpinkcar: hey Helena, we're 4+ years into #TheResistance only ever *helping* Trump. During which year of the new Trump admin do you think they might realize they've done everything wrong?
.@FF_fanster: two years from now, after Ukraine didn't pan out, impeachment only succeeded at helping Trump, and Trump's been reelected, #TheResistance will still be chasing the dream du jour. It'd be smart of you to demand those like @brianstelter finally do their real jobs.
Back in real football, Leon goes up 2-0 against Toluca on a good goal. That follows a Three Stooges moment at the other end. #football = #soccer
.@Sandpower: remember how @W7VOA did an expose on the obviously-fake pic Trump tweeted of the dog getting a medal? Now, Steve obsesses over Bolton's book. Steve lacks the patriotism to challenge politicians on the huge flaws in their policies.
I wouldn't necessarily call my sheer, unbridled hatred of all things Pacific Northwest a "monomania". I have many manias. #MAGA #resist
And, yes, despite the dozens of tweets over the years expressing sheer, unbridled hatred for all things Seattle, Washington, Portland, Oregon, and the Pacific Northwest in general, 24Ahead will be cheering for #Sounders in the #MLSCupFinal. #MAGA #resist
Tired of the #NFL & #TakeAKnee? Tomorrow, Sunday, at noon Pacific, ABC will have the MLS Cup final. It's between Seattle & Toronto, so watching it & cheering for the USA is the patriotic thing to do. #football = #soccer #MAGA #resist
.@AnneIsenhower: more recently, @msasso blogs that the 1% might soon have the same wealth as the middle class. He's owned by Bloomberg, who pushes anti-American NeoLiberal policies (globalism/free trade/loose borders) that have caused that. Mike's not honest enough to admit it.
You're both servants of billionaires who push anti-American NeoLiberal policies (loose borders/free trade/globalism). The current situation is what your owners have worked towards. MT @CatoEdwards [cavils] @atanzi [blogs 1% might surpass middle class in wealth]
.@ubuntu: the other main reason Java failed is because Sun kept adding features rather than getting the fundamentals right. You're following in their footsteps. You're trying very hard to be like Windows, and you're succeeding at it.
Are you - yes you - adequately prepared for some real football? Do you have all your rowdy associates assembled? If so, Univision has Leon vs Toluca. It looks like this is going to be entertaining. #football = #soccer #MAGA #resist
Pursuant to Trump Official Executive Order #48 ("End broadcast day with monochord improvisation"), 24Ahead thus nominates Monika Cyrani to do as suggested: #MusicFriday #MAGA #resist #NowPlaying http://peekURL.com/vRb9Q2E
You work for a uni, it flies in the face of everything they should stand for. It's trying to quash dissent & the only diff between what it wants & what E. Germany did is degree. Be a real liberal. MT @mikedipaul yikes MT @blakersdozen [TWTR approved disfavored vax ads]
This is its first reply, it has no likes, and just 3 RTs. Apparently "the Internet" passed it by. MT @_allysonchiu Jeff Goldblum said he would consider working with Woody Allen again, and the Internet is not okay
.@Scotts021: I haven't looked into Ogg/Denholm, but you know how insurance salesmen always bring everything back to you buying insurance? @keribla is like that. She's paid to push very pro-Big Biz immigration policies that lower wages & harm MX. She brings everything back to that
Wired has always been fake, like Target-bought punk wear. And, nothing about censorship is "safe". It's cultural Ebola. MT @jpmarcum [supports censorship while replying to pro-censorship booster @adriennemso]
.@RahimaliManji: I'll let your patients know you're not qualified to be a doctor. If you were smart enough to be an MD, you'd know @LATBermudez is pushing propaganda designed to increase the labor supply to lower wages & also to increase racial power. I'll let your patients know
.@ScottEshom: @craigtimberg is just paid to push the corporate/establishment line, mostly for Bezos. Now he cheers Youtube/FB censoring name of whistleblower & wants TWTR to be even more pro-censorship than they are. I oppose publishing that but censorship is Ebola culturally.
.@tylerculberson: @daveweigel wrote about me on his blog & lied about me. I posted a comment pointing out how he lied but the coward refused to approve it. Imagine yourself in the same situation. Plus, real journalists believe in a "right of reply". Weigel isn't a journalist.
.@dznyc @JessicaTaylor: FYI, Q is set to announce that "bone spurs" is just a cover story for all the ops Trump did undercover for the CIA in 'Nam. He & G. Gordon Liddy were in the thick of it, working behind the scenes.
.@dogstar7tweets has blocked me. #TheResistance might want to see the latest tweet to him that enraged his inner Honecker. https://24ahead.com/u/dogstar7tweets
Hey Christian, I'll point out to your fan that you obsess over a cutesy vid instead of doing your job & asking pols tough questions. Mrs Jobs' $ means nada sans street cred, Christian. MT @realcpaz [more dreck] MT @blrshepherd [obsesses over cutesy Steve Bullock vid]
Putin is obviously - i.e., based on reality - much smarter than our corrupt, cosseted, brainless, spineless, etc. etc. U.S. leaders. Why was Putin so open about deploying "bots"? He could've hid it but didn't. Ask yourself why. #MAGA #resist
It takes four to tango in this case: 1. Putin to do something so open 2. FB to take his $ 3. ppl to believe it 4. opponents to completely f up the opposition, in effect helping Putin. Hint: #4 is #TheResistance MT @Avuncular [decries FB making $ off alleged furren interference]
.@RZ_3_: FYI, Twitter heavily censors *all* kinds of users; see the real data at my top tweet. Trump/GOP/Parscale/etc have constantly *helped* Twitter by falsely pretending it's all about them like big babies. That shrinks the tent, dividing the likely opposition.
While I think up something else to say, here's Pink Floyd - Pigs (Three different Ones): #MusicFriday #MAGA #resist #NowPlaying http://peekURL.com/vsUgSVT
.@Lethain: "Twitter engineering" is the oxymoron of all oxymorons. Look at the divitis @michaelmontano churns out. They've shown privileged info when I was logged out. Compare "LowQuality" tweets to "HighQuality" tweets (see my pinned tweet). Even Trump's more competent.
.@mediumsupport: on 11/5/19 I emailed re being shadowbanned. Got auto reply. No reply since. You claim to adhere to the "Santa Clara Principles" but I haven't seen any of that. P.S. See http://24ahead.com/s/deleted-comments https://24ahead.com/u/olivianuzzi & much more
.@mediumsupport: on 11/5/19 I replied from the acct linked to this one to the post from "Joe Biden". My reply was shadowbanned: I see it when logged in but I didn't see it then & I don't see it now when logged out. There's nothing wrong with the reply other than showing him wrong
.@grawoig: if you really want to stop Twitter from censoring so many people, help push a *big tent* opposition based on what Twitter actually does. Find a reporter to cover the real, reproducible data at my pinned tweet and you'll wake vijaya up.
.@Freespeechsocia: your reply to vijaya's Diwala tweet complaining about being shadowedbanned... was shadowbanned. Cons have *hurt* you by falsely pretending that only happens to cons. That shrinks the tent & helps Vijaya. Find someone to cover my pinned tweet to help yourself.
This Sunday, Nov 10 is a Big Day for real football. At 9am Pacific, ESPN has Parma vs. AS Roma & at 5pm the US national team vs Costa Rica. But, the main event is the MLS Cup final *on ABC* at noon Pacific. #football = #soccer #MAGA #resist
Speaking about real football, Sat at the ungoshly hour of 9:30am Pacific, NBC has Leicester City vs Arsenal. #football = #soccer #MAGA #resist
.@USFFootball @Hasselbeck: kneeball's like real football for the slow. Real football has constant action; players have to think for themselves rather than relying on a politburo to direct their every move. Diving is an issue, but kneeball players are big babies on/off the field.
.@patchofblackdfs @adamamin: kneeball is a joke. Kneeball has a run for 5 yds, a pass for 10, a pass for 5. Min 30 seconds, max *10 minutes* btw each play. In real football that same sequence happens in seconds & w/o a committee of coaches directing every move.
Pursuant to Trump Official Executive Order #29013 ("There are real Trump patriots, like this charming young Trump Scout from the Trump Pioneers!") 24Ahead close broadcast day with great song about great Trump! #MusicThursday #MAGA #resist #NowPlaying http://peekURL.com/vQpPxsS
.@monica94608: @RepMarkMeadows is a big amnesty fan (he supported Rand Paul's 2013 amnesty). Amnesty is toxic to the Trump base. Ergo, #TheResistance could greatly harm Meadows by making a big deal of his support for amnesty. Explain what has kept them from doing that.
.@FrankelJeremy: hey Jeremy, @joelpollak is a big amnesty fan. Are you a big amnesty fan too?
.@TrumpinTheShark: despite his posturing, Trump's a big amnesty fan. As soon as he openly came out for amnesty, @joelpollak came out for it too. Both are extremely vulnerable on amnesty. How about using amnesty against both of them?
To reiterate: #PuertoRico is 30x100 miles. Its highpoint is lower than highpoint of L.A. City. It has ~300 settlements. If that can't be secured in a day or two, how the f could we invade a hostile country like North Korea? #TheResistance isn't smart enough to point that out.
.@tifotter: @swin24 blogs "Emails Show Government Agency Melting Down Over Trump's Hurricane Fiasco". I've extensively pointed out Trump's gross PR incompetence; calling his proxies on that would really harm Trump. What keeps Asawin Suebsaeng from doing that?
I immediately pictured how close Bloomberg is on important policies to Dems & Trump: all support anti-American trade/immigration/globalism policies. Then again, I'm an adult. MT @SarkaAaron [to a hack about Bloomberg entering race] All I can picture is [some childish TV scene]
.@Cyntur1: what's funny is that, years of sub-tabloid smears like those @nicolejames deals in only *helping* Trump, his loudest opponents keep giving dumpster divers like her clicks even though she's only *helping* Trump. #TheResistance???
.@AjzDad268: @TomSteyer on Fox would be great... for Trump. He pushes "climate justice", i.e. SJWs using the completely unrelated issue of supposed climate change to push their anti-American agenda. Most Fox viewers reject AGW; adding SJWs into it is a full-on attack.
.@teachmethetruth: I had a site w/ tough policy questions for Trump & his proxies; asking those would've stopped his election or undercut him to his base. I shut it down because no one was interested. Instead of doing things like that, Steyer just has a scam to get emails.
Look at Tom Steyer's "all-urban" header to find out where his real focus is. MT @CaliforniaBlu17 It would be great to see some focus on rural America
.@bevamore: TheRickWilson, despite all his posturing, has never said or done anything that's undercut Trump to his base. Neither, of course, has @TomSteyer. They aren't smart enough to do simple things that'd be incredibly effective, like pointing out how the "wall" would fail.
.@Cliff_Songs: @jakecapistran must be getting *a lot* of Tom Steyer's money, because everyone else can see how worthless Steyer is. For years, Steyer has had the means to undercut Trump to his base, he just doesn't have the smarts.
"I'm not sure what passes for professionalism among estate agents, but it would be inappropriate and crass."
The sunny tropics of the UK - e.g., Truro - has an avg high temp of 66 in July/August. That's F, not C. Tucson's avg high is 100F in June/July, dipping to 99F in August. #DocMartin
.@NFL gave franchises to connected owners & put Ray Lewis - who murdered or helped murder two people - in their Hall of Fame. Plus, all those concussions. What's a little tackle compared to how sleazy they are? RT @AmazeBallsKevin So it’s ok to tackle a QB by the head now?
.@ItsKyleSeeley: compare the actions in a kneeball game to a real football match. Real football players have to pass into a crowd, run with the ball, etc. They have to do it constantly, be ready to switch to defense, make up plays as they go, etc. Kneeball is a pathetic joke.
.@gldnshoppingbag: imagine a "sport" that involves dudes bending over so another dude can come up behind them, slip his hands between their thighs, and start screaming about Omaha. Kneeball = Funny Rugby. @Chargers #LACvsOAK
.@jesimpson82: what do you think of @Raiders moving to Corcoran CA next year so their players & fans can attend on work release? #LACvsOAK
"Michael Bloomberg Actively Prepares to Enter 2020 Presidential Race". He intends to run as the "NeoLiberal candidate", one who espouses loose borders, free trade, and globalism. That'll definitely set him apart from his Dem & GOP opponents! #MAGA #resist #idiocracy
Pursuant to Trump Official Executive Order #2309482 ("I declare six more months of winter! Zima for everyone!") 24Ahead quizzically thus close the broadcast day: #MusicWednesday #MAGA #resist #NowPlaying http://peekURL.com/vEWPaxU
.@Taehyung042619: opposing censorship doesn't work unless you do it across the board. The fact is, @delbius heavily censors *all* kinds of users. If you find a reporter to cover the data at my pinned tweet, you'll help cause $TWTR to plummet & she'll wake up very quickly.
Hi Mel, Vijaya heavily censors dissent around the world. She heavily censors liberals replying to Trump officials. Not only that, she does it by lying (ghosting). Do you have morals? MT @fluffysharp [...healthy conversation...] MT @vijaya I dream of the sopapillas of my youth...
"Trump Spiritual Adviser Paula White Prays Against President's Opponents, Suggests They ‘Operate in Sorcery and Witchcraft’". #resist #MAGA & #idiocracy
Speaking about 24Ahead Jr., Lindsay Casinelli is wearing a gown of some kind for some reason. #MAGA #resist
.@MelissaMermaid: FYI, @CraigSilverman knows all about the reproducible data at my pinned tweet showing how heavily Twitter censors liberals who reply to Trump officials. They probably censor dissenters replying to oppressive regimes around the world. Craig refuses to cover it.
.@hakosam: Trump's horrific, but the NYT is owned by one of the world's richest men (did you know that?) They push his pro-Big Biz line. And, you enable that.
For those trying to understand Trump's latest tweet storm, "hedge rider" is an old term for witch. #MAGA #resist
"Lindsey Graham claims Trump is too incompetent to pull off a quid pro quo". #MAGA #resist
To answer the question everyone's been asking, the #telenovela I flipped to earlier had a woman wearing.... she was wearing... hold on, this is good... she was wearing... an eyepatch. #MAGA #resist
.@unstealthy_yeti: CNN believes in "free speech for me, but not for thee". You ever see @brianstelter opposing Oliver Darcy's quest to resuscitate Honecker?

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