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.@jfbTRUTH: @edlavaCNN & @leylasantiago aren't calling on able-bodied to build cisterns or USG to buy $5k device that purifies 3000 gals/day
.@jfbTRUTH: #PuertoRico is surrounded by water, gets a lot of rain. @edlavaCNN & @leylasantiago enable them being too dumb to use it. #CNN
.@alicesperi: direct me to #TheIntercept or anyone besides me trying to make #MAGA grok that mass deportations are nearly impossible.#resist
.@alicesperi: you do show it'd be nearly impossible to do mass deportations, something Trump fans think is possible. #MAGA #resist
Congrats on 120 RTs! MT @alicesperi More on those ICE emails I got - order to portray immigrants as criminals came directly from DHS Secy
.@alicesperi: U.S. decides who's an "immigrant". I can't be an "unauthorized Intercept reporter". Thus, calling them "immigrants" is a lie.
Next week on a very special #CountingOn, Jiselle - the Duggar they won't discuss - is burned at the stake for heresy. #MAGA #resist
What #CountingOn doesn't show is Duggars kids working 14 hour days making iPhones so Jim Bob can pay for all this. #MAGA #resist
.@ludacristiano: direct me to examples of able-bodied in #PuertoRico even rising to the level of 10-year-old Boy Scouts making camp. #MAGA
.@ludacristiano: if Hurricane #Maria hit Amish areas / #Utah, would they collaborate to distribute aid or need help like #PuertoRico? #MAGA
.@ludacristiano of #Politico - ex al-Jazeera - blogs "Trump: Military 'shouldn't have to be' distributing food in Puerto Rico". #MAGA
2 wks on, just 13% of beds on USNS Comfort hospital ship are full. How to get on isn't known: https://redd.it/76w4zn #PuertoRico #MAGA
.@pw_cunningham: #PuertoRico is smaller than CT. Since NG, @USArmy, etc couldn't secure it within hours, what do our enemies think of us?
Crisis expert @pw_cunningham continues: "And responders can’t drive in supplies; they have to ship or fly them in". #WaPo
Crisis expert @pw_cunningham - who blogs on health at #WaPo - says "[w/o power] hard to ID where problems are/recruit volunteers to respond"
Joy is marrying Jaustin (formerly Austin, but forced to change his name or be ostracized). #CountingOn #MAGA #resist #JMAGA #jresist
James Lee Witt *apparently* (per #WaPo) praised #FEMA response, even in #PuertoRico. @DonLemon appears to have lied (that he excluded PR).
Miss Cindy is a hot MILF. #CountingOn #MAGA #resist
.@EdgeofSports: what % are a) open to what Gregg Popovich thinks, and b) didn't already oppose Trump? Do you even think of that? #MAGA
Gregg Popovich calls Trump a "Soulless Coward". Smart people - not @EdgeofSports - realize Trump - as always - could care less or *wants* it
.@lackboys3: what do you think of @KellyAyotte 's cavalcade of cookie-cutter loose borders talking points? http://24ahead.com/n/11905 #NHGOP
~BREAKING~ Sarah, Mike Huckabee warn that in just a few years Duggars could exceed carrying capacity of #Arkansas. #CountingOn #MAGA #resist
.@ArekSarkissian: @FLGovScott is like backwoods 1950s #Florida sheriffs who shut down horror movies, giving them PR. #Floriduh #MAGA #resist
If @FLGovScott shuts down speech, ACLU etc will sue for @RichardBSpencer. If not, he'll just give him free PR. #Florida #MAGA #resist
Mentally/emotionally weak @FLGovScott declares state of emergency over upcoming @RichardBSpencer speech, helping him. #Florida #MAGA #resist
.@NYYSportsTalk: #Yankees game might as well not exist to millions. @MLB hides it away on a channel millions don't get, harming baseball.
.@RandallLane: lots of tough questions that'd really put Trump on the spot: http://stumptrump.us/ When will #Forbes ask them?
.@RandallLane: #MAGA could care less what you say about Reagan ballooning the deficit. Socratic questioning would make *Trump* say it.
.@RandallLane: Trump said "Well, during Reagan, during his cuts, he--tremendous growth". Why didn't you ask him to list the downsides?
"Trump Unfiltered: The Full Transcript Of The President's Interview With Forbes" by @RandallLane: not as bad as Hannity but still not good.
Trump has turned the USA into reality TV, except this show doesn't have @JessaSeewald or @sabrina_lelia. #CountingOn #BreakingAmish #resist
Kazoos Against Trump march planned for #NYC on Monday! http://peekURL.com/vfN5tf6 That'll stop him! #NowPlaying #MusicSunday #MAGA #resist
.@thenxtgreatidea: Kaus & NumbersUSA refuse to help give Trump anti-amnesty plan in my pinned tweet or present an alternative. Ask them why!
"Three branches?" How was Trump supposed to know about that? It's not like there's an instruction manual or anything. #MAGA #resist
.@kr3ch3k: Trump needs a smart anti-amnesty plan, like repatriations (see my pinned tweet). Ask @MarkSKrikorian why he won't push that.
.@kr3ch3k: Trump pushes amnesty because he's an idiot who thinks it's either amnesty or mass deportations (and he *won't* do those).
Just as Apple & Google created an "app ecosystem", Trump has created an ecosystem for grifters to get their 15 minutes. #MAGA #resist
http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/marisleysis-gonzalez-the-cousin-of-elian-gonzalez-sits-outside-her-picture-id51091895 #MAGA! #resist
And just like that, Marisleysis has left the national consciousness, as represented by a #Twitter search. Not mine however.
.@Terry_Jim: @ScottAdamsSays called Pelosi's #DACADeal the "middle ground". Do you support amnesty like Dilbert does? #MAGA
.@solentgreenis: @AnnCoulter refuses to push the anti-amnesty plan in my pinned tweet or an alternative. Point that out to her fan. #MAGA
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8dtbr6az2as/hqdefault.jpg #MAGA! #resist
Fiscal cons & #libertarians have already admitted they're hoes. All that remains is finding the right price. #libertarian #MAGA #resist
*Never* trust fiscal cons or #libertarians. They're venal by definition: everything can be bought & sold including trust. #MAGA #resist
.@Crowe29: a pro-illegal #immigration Dick Armey quote: http://24ahead.com/n/9458 When will @famousquotenet post it? #MAGA
Cute! MT @famousquotenet Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision. - Dick Armey
.@LatexEngineer: check out http://24ahead.com/u/kdscioscia I tried to get KDScioscia to use smart anti-amnesty arguments so she blocked me.
At same time, #SNL #TheResistance etc won't use @KellyannePolls TAKING ZUCKERBERG $ TO DECEIVE ABOUT AMNESTY against her. #MAGA #resist
#SNL take has an impact, & #MAGA can't do anything about it cuz they don't done watch that thar show. #MAGA #resist
#SNL on Kellyanne Conway as #Kellywise: http://peekURL.com/vDeGeyG Apparently a Steven King reference. #idiocracy #MAGA #resist
.@liberitarian: now, @kausmickey refuses to help with the only anti-amnesty plan that his idol could support. He's enabling Trump's amnesty.
.@liberitarian: @kausmickey enabled Prres Grahamnesty every step of the way, never demanding he oppose illegal #immigration for real. #MAGA
#Cubs Party: http://peekURL.com/vUYvuTb #dodgers #MusicSunday #NowPlaying #MAGA #resist
Led Zeppelin - Paul Manafort should avoid Hot Tea For One: http://peekURL.com/vTwRVwG #MusicSunday #NowPlaying #MAGA #resist
There's a #kneeball game on. That's why I feel this way. There's a #kneeball game on. That's why I feel this way. There's a #kneeball game
There was no #MLB game on tonight. There was no #MLB game on tonight. There was no #MLB game on tonight. There was no #MLB game on tonight.
We need a PORS alternative to our dumb, deranged, decadent dulligentsia, and Trump & #MAGA are the opposite. #TheResistance
Trump has truly scrambled the circuits of our dumb, deranged, decadent dulligentsia. Except that's not enough. #MAGA #TheResistance
.@JeffreyGuterman @mspsegal @duty2warn: what's ironic - & hilarious - is you lack the IQs to figure out how to undercut Trump to #MAGA.
.@bob_burrell: duty2warn is just posturing to get clients & reassure fickle friends. They don't even have stoppingg Trump as a goal. #resist
Videos of Mila Kunis translating Trump speeches from the original Russian: http://imref.com/VbFms #MAGA #resist #FamilyGuy #JimBeam
.@vatthepinters: is @leylasantiago hyping the $5k device that can purify 3000 gals/day, or just treating #PuertoRico like babies? #CNN
.@vatthepinters: in fact, @leylasantiago reports on #PuertoRico could have huge positive impact by influencing lawmakers etc. #CNN
.@vatthepinters: re @leylasantiago, you say to me "CNN is along for the ride, I doubt they coordinate relief efforts." #PuertoRico
.@ruckus2: you reply "and when the rain stops?" That's why civilizations from prehistory to today use cisterns to store water. #PuertoRico
I use 2 API methods to retrieve replies/mentions/etc & I still see some/all "Notifications" @ #Twitter but not on my site. Working on it.
Dear #dodgers: ciao. #Cubs #CubsBandwagon #MAGA #resist
#Cubs need to work on fundamentals for all players. Hopefully Trump will buy them & make it so. #dodgers #MAGA #resist
Working link to @chrisruddynmx spins Trump being ignorant & deceiving his base about what he'd do: https://redd.it/76ls1c #MAGA #resist
.@fridayprof @duty2warn: there are smart ways to undercut Trump. Do your patients know you aren't smart enough to figure that out? #resist
.@fridayprof @duty2warn: you do the same things that have always failed to undercut Trump. Do you expect a different result? #MAGA #resist
Crazy @duty2warn "mental health professionals" march in #NYC, demanding Trump's ouster: https://imgur.com/a/eVEUL #idiocracy #MAGA #resist
.@chrisruddynmx spins Trump being ignorant & deceiving his base about what he'd do: https://redd.it/76ls1cl #immigration #MAGA #resist
Obama retread -> MT @realDonaldTrump Very proud of my Exec Order which will allow greatly expanded access and far lower costs for HealthCare
.@realDonaldTrump: Ed Gillespie has been a major league amnesty fan for years. No wonder you hype him. #Virginia #GOP #MAGA
MT @realDonaldTrump Dems in Southwest part of Virginia have been abandoned by their Party. Republican Ed Gillespie will never let you down!
As it turns out, all the reasons why cons are less-than-worthless POSes has been reified by our wonderful Leader Trump. #MAGA #resist
Cons are less-than-worthless POSes reasons Pt 2: enabling incompetents, lying, alienating possible allies, partisanship... #MAGA #resist
Cons are less-than-worthless POSes reasons: being superfans, confusing wishes with plans, being deranged, smearing allies... #MAGA #resist
~2 years ago I started a list of why cons are less-than-useless POSes but never finished it because it kept growing. #MAGA #resist
.@SecretService: threat: https://twitter.com/lowkeylean/status/918957337926361088 #MAGA
.@jma928 @AliceEngle3: how @charliekirk11 *helps* the pro-illegal #immigration side: https://redd.it/76gxw4 #MAGA #TPUSA
.@TeresaEdelglass: if Trump were smart & patriotic, he could make arguments that'd undercut @PhilMurphyNJ to #resist. When will he do that?
.@TeresaEdelglass: Trump can only make arguments that'd undercut @PhilMurphyNJ to #MAGA, & they weren't going to vote for Murphy anyway.
He's a Dem, what can Trump do? MT @TeresaEdelglass: .@PhilMurphyNJ unequivocally vows to make NJ a sanctuary state. Say NO to Phil Murphy!
.@Gigitrog: FYI, @RWPUSA proudly worked for someone who wanted to flood the USA with cheap labor, harming nurses & teachers. #TheResistance
A researcher for Kobach's "Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity" has been arrested on Kinder pr000n charges. #MAGA #resist
"Yeah, I'll buy you a set of biz cards. Now just make that 'oooo' facial gesture right *here*." #MyVistaPrintFantasyInspiredByCurrentEvents
Classy L.A. ladies. #dodgers #Cubs #MAGA #resist
#MLB: http://m.mlb.com/news/article/68268622/mlb-mlbpa-adopt-experimental-rule-713-on-home-plate-collisions/ #Cubs #dodgers #MAGA #resist
Madden gets a red card. Now waiting for Trump to weigh in... #Cubs #Dodgers #MAGA #resist
After outlawing "Take a Knee", can Trump work on outlawing Pweeg? #MAGA #resist
.@KeithOlbermann: ISIS is much more likely to come from BE/FR/DE than IR. Travel ban won't keep them out; use to discredit @benfergusonshow
.@KeithOlbermann: just ramping up screening would keep out those whose backgrounds can't be checked. No travel ban needed. @benfergusonshow
.@KeithOlbermann: @benfergusonshow defended travel ban on #CNN w/ stock "some countries don't keep valid records" talking point.
#CNN fluffing Pelosi wouldn't be such an issue if they directly challenged Trump proxies on their deception using Socratic questions. #MAGA
.@kimwilliamsde: find one (1) #Breitbart comment (not from me) that isn't vile, dumb, deranged, unpatriotic, and/or unhelpful. @DavidAFrench
.@kimwilliamsde: it's hilarious that @DavidAFrench pretends cons are being corrupted by Trump. They've always been dumb & deranged suckers.
Sadly, safe. #Dodgers #Cubs #MAGA #resist
"Yeah, I'll buy you the dress. Let's go into the dressing room & you can try it on for me." #MyOtezlaFantasyInspiredByCurrentEvents