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I'm kind, gentle, mellow, etc. but I have zero sympathy for able-bodied & able-minded who can't help the group in a crisis. #PuertoRico
.@scouting: Boy Scouts - mere Kinder - could have easily helped w/ comms, purifying H2O, foraging, triage, etc. Why didn't they? #PuertoRico
Their leaders are incompetent? MT @scouting Here’s what we know so far about our fellow BSA members in Puerto Rico after #HurricaneMaria
After the New Crusades, Leader Trump has promised me Venus. Metaphor? http://peekURL.com/vYPrnnS #NowPlaying #MusicFriday #MAGA #resist
*This close*. #Astros #Dodgers #MAGA #resist
Your, my, & Chelsea Clinton's favorite band: http://peekURL.com/vFjuUbD #MusicFriday #NowPlaying #MAGA #resist
Bases loaded, 2 out. #Dodgers #Astros #MAGA #resist
#HR4HR: if we can't get NG to each corner of #PuertoRico within hours, even a small EMP would wipe us out. USA is bent over. #MAGA #resist
#HR4HR: #PuertoRico tells our enemies we're incredibly incompetent absolute wimps w/ deranged leaders like Trump & @CarmenYulinCruz. #resist
#HR4HR: as NKians eat grass;INians live next to open sewers;millions go hungry, @CarmenYulinCruz cheers Pampers. #PuertoRico #MAGA #resist
My cat-like reflexes could've caught that. #MAGA #Astros #resist #Dodgers
#HR4HR: a few NG etc in each settlement/neighborhood/etc in #PuertoRico would've helped build stills, forage... Basic survival #MAGA #resist
*Almost*. #Dodgers #Astros #MAGA #resist
#HR4HR: a few NG etc in each settlement/neighborhood/etc in #PuertoRico would've triaged, handled comms, Boy Scout tasks, etc. #MAGA #resist
#HR4HR: NG etc could have easily secured each settlement/neighborhood/etc in #PuertoRico within hours. #MAGA #resist
#HR4HR: #PuertoRico is smaller than CT & lower than NY. Only an incompetent idiot couldn't secure it within hours. #MAGA #resist
When the new Crusades are over, Trump has promised me http://peekURL.com/vWqGyFn #NowPlaying #MusicFriday #MAGA #resist
Springer! Not Jerry Springer, the one who plays baseball! #beisbol #MAGA #Astros #resist #Dodgers
.@BelleTimsit: let's say mass #immigration raised server/fry cook/etc wages by $1/hour. Would McDonald's support it so much? #TheAtlantic
.@BelleTimsit: hi Annabelle! I & your readers at #TheAtlantic hope you can answer questions about the mass #immigration you support....
Tracey Ullman does her @AriadneHuffanan impersonation: http://peekURL.com/vTNgZ2M #MAGA #resist #HuffPost
Pweeg out! #Dodgers #Astros #MAGA #resist
#FoxNews trivia: @GregGutfeld is still following Derek Jeter around the U.S., three years after his retirement. #Yankees #Astros #Dodgers
There is, however, a chance the recycling center has been ordered by the CIA to skew their scale, gaslighting me. #MAGA! #resist
According to the industrial scale at the recycling center, I'm now down to ~252 lbs. On same scale I was ~282 over a year ago. #MAGA #resist
He got the bag. I don't want to give MLB any ideas, but they could use sensors. #Astros #Dodgers #MAGA #resist
Is the New Victorianism just pour encourager les autres, a distraction, or something else? #MAGA #resist
"If you slip up or can be framed, we can take you out like we did so-and-so" is a powerful way to keep helpers in line. #MAGA #resist
Are there greater forces behind this New Victorianism than cheesy powerplays by low-level SJW scum? Cui bono? #MAGA #resist
Nihil obstat: https://twitter.com/TheEllenShow/status/923230978419474434 @KatyPerry @TheEllenShow #MAGA #resist
.@david_gergen expresses "surprise" Trump didn't release all #JFKFiles, something everyone else saw coming. #CNN #MAGA #resist
Trump spending $1.75 million on presidential furniture, redecorations: https://redd.it/79167f #MAGA! #resist
.@Nichole_G72: don't excuse lunkheads. There are smart ways to undercut loose borders activists. #MAGA rejects those in favor of idiocy.
Da! Trump to make peoples learn new anthem, give English words: http://peekURL.com/vMCWmyu #NowPlaying #MusicWednesday #MAGA #resist
Union says crime, cops say not so fast. MT @APWestRegion Man arrested and released after driving through immigration protest in Brea CA
Morrissey - November Spawned A Monster Named GHWB: http://peekURL.com/vD5Hbnf #NowPlaying #MusicMonday #MAGA #resist
.@sharon27egan lists her location as "liverpool & Cornwall". I guess that's like "L.A./NYC" for people like her. #MAGA #resist #DocMartin
#DocMartin had a shot of Louisa's ass in jeans. Suddenly, the decrepit hand of GHWB crawled its way up the screen. #MAGA #resist
I can't tell you how many times @AriadneHuff has gotten "grab ass" with me, and she must be 40 or something. #CNN #MAGA #resist
.@DRob30: can you do something about MLB Fox-ing up baseball? Eg: marginalizing the supposed national pastime by putting it on FS1.
For you keeping score at home, Joe Girardi - despite a good record - is out as #Yankees manager.
Sexless freak @KirstenPowers is on her papier mache toy horse about a 94-year-old allegedly patting bims like her on the rear. #CNN #MAGA
Trump blocks release of some JFK assassination records: https://redd.it/78z90t #MAGA? #TheResistance
Trump - knowing the only things #MAGA can understand - always has to WWE things up. Even the opioid crisis: https://redd.it/78z8g1 #resist
http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/10/25/waiter-mlb-catcher-bruce-maxwell-made-up-story-about-service-refusal-over-anthem-protest.html
Trump associate [Michael Cohen] sold four NY buildings for cash to mysterious buyers: https://redd.it/78yoic #MAGA #resist
" #Georgia election server wiped [by @ksuvote] after suit filed". Main defendant @BrianKempGA denies involvement. #MAGA #resist
Revealed: How #Twitter pushed RT (Russia Today) to spend big on 2016 US election: https://redd.it/78ymcc #MAGA #resist
The best example of Dumb Punk Syndrome (for now): http://peekURL.com/vbvH6fa #OWS #MAGA #TheResistance #Duty2Warn
A stomach turning 2010 example of Dumb Punk Syndrome: http://peekURL.com/vrayuwy But wait... #OWS #MAGA #TheResistance #Duty2Warn
.@SethN12: you & @johndgartner lack smarts to grok Trump is just symptom of a legit condition caused by the NeoLiberal policies you support.
.@SethN12: in the 0.0001% chance dumb punks like @johndgartner (@duty2warn founder) got Trump impeached, that'll just make Trumpism stronger
.@JasonLeMiere: I don't see your reply to @JeffreyGuterman calling you out: https://twitter.com/JeffreyGuterman/status/923336788604805120
.@MGRudden: I'm confused why @duty2warn thinks it'd be a bad idea for someone to let Trump watch their grandkids. Can you clarify?
Example of Dumb Punk Syndrome: videos of #OWS trying to silence opponents: http://imref.com/YCK4Q But wait... #TheResistance #MAGA
Symptoms of Dumb Punk Syndrome: being dumb, being punks, being unable to process the concept that some disagree with you... #resist #MAGA
.@MichelleHalm: I'm not clear on why @duty2warn thinks Trump couldn't be trusted to watch someone's grandkids for a day. What do they mean?
Just as #Teaparty & #MAGA have Deranged Coot Syndrome, #TheResistance have Dumb Punk Syndrome.
Why wouldn't anyone? What do you think would happen? MT @catzz222 RT @duty2warn: Would you let Trump watch your grandchildren for a day?
.@RealDrGina: the repatriations plan in my pinned tweet will stop amnesty, help Trump, help USA, & make MSM look bad. Will you suggest it?
~BREAKING~ 461 women have just stepped forward to accuse Bob Costas of boring them to death & then taking advantage. #MAGA #resist
.@RealDrGina: Trump needs a smart anti-amnesty plan that'll help him, that he can use to make MSM look bad and that'll help the USA too.
Trumpkins hate him! Genius tweeter discovers one weird trick to show #MAGA aren't patriotic: ask them to choose btw Trump & USA! #resist
.@RealDrGina: can we agree that Trump colluding with Pelosi & Schumer on amnesty was a mistake, as he's admitted with his list of demands?
No surprise here: #MAGA snowflake @lrihendry has blocked me: http://24ahead.com/u/lrihendry #TheResistance
Tip: ~80% or more oppose no-bid grifting. Only the craziest 10% think Trump's a Nazi shapeshifter Annunaki. #TheResistance #PuertoRico
Any comment on big NFL fan @AnnCoulter hating on #soccer? #MAGA MT @ImmoralReport RT @teamtrump1: NFL is irrelevant joke... #BoycottTheNFL
#TheResistance **always** has to bring everything back to their extremist race/gender/etc obsessions. That *helps* Trump. #MAGA
Somewhere in the #Simpsons or #FamilyGuy corpus there has to be an example of how #TheResistance keeps fucking up over & over & over. #MAGA
Crikey -> MT @subverzo: @WhitefishEnergy Since Whitefish Montana is such a hotbed of Nazis like Richard Soencer and Andrew Anglin
Or on Trump's payroll. You won't get that. MT @HC_Richardson RT @AllisonRFloyd: I’m pretty sure @CarmenYulinCruz is actually Wonder Woman
#Fox can get Timberlake in the stands, but couldn't get the definitive view of Pweeg going. #MAGA #resist #Dodgers #Astros
He's out. #Dodgers #Astros #MAGA #resist
Great catch! #Dodgers #Astros #MAGA #resist
.@bri_sacks of #Buzzfeed is too dim to realize her unintentional "first they came for..." about #Reddit censorship: https://redd.it/78ta0b
#TheResistance is like the redcoats, except it didn't take as long for the redcoats to stop marching directly into musket fire. #MAGA
Pweeg makes it 5-4. #Dodgers #Astros #MAGA #resist
.@VABVOX: your extremist cultural obsessions just *help* Trump. There's a pro-American way to oppose his grifting, try it. #HuffPost #resist
The old rules where cultural far-lefties can make opponents back down by calling them names does not work with Trump: it helps him. #resist
.@GloriaCampos: @CarmenYulinCruz *helps* Trump & @WhitefishEnergy. She's too dim to *just* make it about Trump's incompetence & grifting.
LOL. Let's try it again. #Dodgers #Astros #MAGA #resist
How you like that, #Dodgers? #MAGA #Astros #TimberlakeJinx #resist
Known terrarist Al-Tuve hits homer off Trump's #Dodgers! #MAGA #resist
Whatever the outcome, touching up Jansen is going to pay off big later. #Dodgers #Astros #MAGA #resist #WorldSeries
"Win this for GHWB & the Bush family!", #Astros fans across the USA (or just in #Houston plus #Dodgers haters) scream. #MAGA #resist
TIED! #Dodgers #Astros #MAGA #resist #WorldSeries
Next quadyear, @USSoccer needs to send Timberlake, Pat Sajak, etc. to Trinidad so we're sure to make #WorldCup. #USMNT #Dodgers #Astros
How come Justin Timberlake didn't go to Trinidad to cheer on #USMNT??? He could have made them win! #Dodgers #Astros #Fox #MAGA #resist
#Astros need to break out the trick plays, which in baseball would be a series of bunts. Not too many other trick plays. #MAGA #resist
How many examples of Trump, Jim Hoft, Breitbart, etc using smears to rally people to Trump's side before #TheResistance gets smart? #MAGA
.@CarmenYulinCruz: Trump's #PuertoRico response shows his gross incompetence. You lack the IQ to just make it about that. #MAGA #resist
.@CarmenYulinCruz: the issue isn't that you're a woman or non-white (?) It's that you're a deranged idiot keen on helping Trump. #PuertoRico
.@choibboy: @CarmenYulinCruz *helps* Trump by playing race/woman card on Zinke's #PuertoRico grift: https://redd.it/78stdt #resist #MAGA
Good try by Pweeg but he just wasn't good enough. #Dodgers #Astros #MAGA #resist
For the love of all that's holy, I do not give a flying fuck about celebs in the stands. Fuck you, #Fox. #WorldSeries #Dodgers #Astros
If governance was like #baseball, we could take Trump out in the 5th. #Dodgers #Astros #MAGA #resist
"Second Woman: George H.W. Bush Groped Me". This shit wouldn't happen if cons weren't just grifters. #MAGA #resist
Joe Buck says: "Fox doesn't do subtle" or similar. Like he reads my tweets! So I'll keep at it. #WorldSeries #WS2017 #Dodgers #Astros #MAGA
The inspiration for "Ingraham Angle": http://peekURL.com/vu282p2 #FoxNews #MAGA #resist
Laura Ingraham's #FoxNews show is called "Ingraham Angle". Not to be confused with the "Cressbeckler Stance" TV show. #MAGA #resist