Obama announces some changes

After what happened yesterday, Obama has just given in and made the attached video the new national anthem. The earth mama in the green at the end is our new National Earth Mama. Also, Obama announced other NSFW picks. This is our new national documentary and features our new Poet Laureate. Captain Dave (link) now heads up the Joint Chiefs of Staff. This guy is the new Surgeon General. The guy mentioned here heads up the Army Corps of Engineers. There were some more that Obama will announce tomorrow or something.

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I pulled this whole thread, because you never know someone's mental state.