If you ever decide to pick up on a Burger King managerette - even if she's 40, has 4 kids and a slightly wide ass - whatever you do don't do so after having gone there and mainly ordered the cheap stuff. This might cause said managerette to utter, when first asked if she would like to engage in fun coeducational activies, "are you working?"

Splurge. Go for the higher priced items. Your Whopper will thank you.