One of Arianna Huffington's minions offers "Bush Pays Surprise Visit to Reality":

President George W. Bush departed from his planned itinerary on Labor Day to make a surprise visit to reality, later calling the two-hour stop in the real world "informative." ...For Mr. Bush, the visit to reality, while brief, was still significant because it represented his first visit to the real world since being elected President in 2000...

For a few days now, I've been thinking of writing a similar, Onion-style post called "Bush Finally Told Truth". In my post, Bush would have been kept completely in the dark about everything bad that's happened during his presidency, and on some certain day he was finally going to be told the truth about his low approval ratings, the state of Iraq, what happened during Katrina, the various resignations, etc. I was actually quite close to writing that over the past couple days. Odd.