Paula Abdul is looking for love... on TV's "Love Smart"!

Sexy actress/model/cheerleader/choreographer/music critic/singer/Laker Girl/television star/accused contest-swayer/nail care expert Paula Abdul is single and looking for love.

In case she doesn't respond to my emails or she gets a TRO, she'll be featured on a Valentine's Day special on CBS called "Love Smart". And, she'll be getting help from an expert:

Dr. Phil and Abdul will "explore the life of an unmarried international celebrity who is looking for love."