Pajamas Media blog babe is scary, but hot
If I were going to create a fake blog that represented many of the things that are wrong with the medium, it might look something like atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com. She's pretty hot even if that's not her body, but... c'mon (atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2005/12/dream_ticket_20.html). Note also that her page contains around 130 various graphical doodads which weigh in at around 1.68 Megs. And, she's also part of the Open Source Media stable.
For balance, here's her red-headed, foul-mouthed opposite number (myleftwing.com). Just 79 objects weighing in at 949kb, so, she's got some work to do to catch up.
UPDATE: The first site is in the hunt for a Best New Blog award (weblogawards.org/2005/12/best_new_blog_established_afte.php). I guess I was completely wrong. Her site is great, and I was wrong.