Amongst the 5 or so Megs of spam I receive each day came this nugget:

Dear Beloved in Christ,

I greet you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.

I am formally Ahmed Usman from UAE.I was born into a devoted Muslim family.All through my life i have been doing business and I was into gold mining and selling.

I met our creator and the meciful one Almigthy God when i was having a business deal with one of my partners from Italy and from the day I became a born again christian my name changed to John Williams...

[...etc. etc. get to the friggin' bottom line...]

...i am taking this bold step to let you know that I want to leave in your care the sum of $12.6M(Twelve Million Six Hundred Thousand Dollars) i deposited!in a security company for the enhanc that will utilize this funds the way I am going to instruct here in...