I'm sorry, but any slight amount of respect I had for John "French" Kerry has dissolved away. No, the T-shirt doesn't absolve him; the color scheme and the shorts cannot be counteracted. What a poor, pathetic roadie.

He took a spill, but thankfully wasn't injured. No word on whether he tried to blame it on one of his Secret Service agents.

UPDATE: Glenn "Instapundit" Reynolds weighs in.