[cue peppy music] LifeLog! LifeLog!
Posted Thu, May 22, 2003 at 1:51 pm
LifeLog is a great new program that helps you remember all the important events of your life! And, it will also fight terrorism! Try LifeLog! LifeLog will change your life!
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LifeLog may lead to a police state in many cases. It will record data about not just the lives of terrorists, but of the 99.999999% of the U.S. population who are not terrorists. May cause bleeding gums, headaches, and spontaneous human combustion.
LifeLog!