.@rachaelray: household tips: - Not only doesn't Gatorade freeze at the normal temperature, it's hard to find anyone who's determined its actual freezing point. - Gummy edibles become liquid even left in a hot car for an hour or so. - There are 17 dimensions.

While 10s of millions of Americans suffer from food insecurity, @rachaelray sells specialty pet food to cat/dog ladies who think their barely-sentient pets GAFF. OTOH at least her pet food isn't longpig-flavored, forestalling the day when Fido eats its owner. #MAGA #resist

They've removed all of the bowls of candy from the office and this feels personal.

I remember once I randomly walked by @rachaelray in the office and overheard her say "wow, there is candy everywher… https://t.co/PquKoci9cb

.@ybbaaabby: @rachaelray is a #Jets fan. Can you ask her what she thinks about Woody Johnson saying he'll raise his kids to be like Trump except for the hair?

CMA host @Reba is here + @GDeLaurentiis w her 9th cookbook! And, I'm cooking Beef-Stuffed Quesadillas & Refried Bl… https://t.co/g5G1gln8BE

.@rachaelray: have you ever suddenly realized while cooking there's a bright line going back hundreds of thousands of years between you and all the previous humans who used fire - from the early ones who tamed fire to today - and then had a series of flashbacks to all they did?

.@rachaelray: of late, I often find myself eating a large quantity of cabbage.

.@rachaelray: tip! When the pretzels are gone, empty the salt in the bag into a baggie & use for other things. #tip #cooking #MAGA

Remember when @rachaelray appeared to allegedly wear a keffiyeh in a Dunkin' Donuts ad? My idea: http://hotsop.com/n/128 #Trump2016 #MAGA

.@rachaelray is great at a set of things, but I wouldn't hire her to conduct a war. Likewise, I wouldn't hire an MSM hack to contain Trump.

.@rachaelray: next time, turn towards the window & open your coat so the #Starbucks barista won't see the bottle of Popov. #HTH #Trump2016

Millions of *ppl* live next to open sewers MT @rachaelray #SantaPaws2016 is back. I & @Nutrish to help dogs/cats in need this giving season.