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.@DrOz: merhaba! Greg Gutfeld of Fox recently had an issue where he was using multiple "devices" that all oscillated at the same frequency. They harmonically locked. Please urge all celebs to use "devices" tuned to different - preferably prime - frequencies to prevent disaster.

.@DrOz: I like my pizza crust a little burned, how bad is that? NB: I'm not eating pizza right now. I'm just reminded of that preference because I set some bread on fire, twice. How bad is that?

.@DrOz will interview Trump but won't ask "questions he doesn't want to have answered". #courage #balls #patriotism #Trump2016 #ImWithHer

Dear @DrOz come meet our children in #PorterRanch who r sick from the toxic gas pollution and had 2 leave their schools #PorterRanchGasLeak

.@elenite2: if you use this plan, you'll quickly stop the gas leak: https://t.co/mj8tpiVBh8 Will you? Other methods clearly don't work.

*Apparently* (haven't verified it), @DrOZ was taken to adminstrator's office over hyping carnivora and Monkey Passion Glands. #tcot #ows

@DrOz: what do you think will be *second* #OWS outbreak (after #OccupyAtlanta's TB)? #BlackPlague? #HantaVirus? #p2 #tlot #teaparty #tcot

@DrOz: I think I have #Ebola. #tcot #tlot #ows #sgp #gop #ocra #ThirdWorldProblems #teaparty #p2 #topprog

@DrOz: why'd you give me this "You've Got Hanta Virus. Now What?" pamphlet? #teaparty #tcot #sgp #ocra #tlot #OWS

@DrOz: they were out of iodide pills at the 99 Cents store, so I just added 1/2 cup of salt to warm water & drank that. #teaparty #sgp #tlot