40 USC §1315 & 7 CFR §503.8 make it a federal crime to go to the Plum Island Animal Disease Center while you're drunk.

@CrimeADay Why would you go there sober?

.@ThatLawyerDude: Ajit Pai frequently RTs @CrimeADay. The goal is clear: undercut regulations that cost Big Biz money. The GOP wants to "socialize the costs and privatize the profits", is that good policy?

1787: We should probably have .... like ... three federal crimes. https://t.co/mYtB15cEJS

@CrimeADay You mean a crime that could land a person in federal prison for more than a year, like shipping sea food… https://t.co/EgDyxmJPPK

1. Twitter censored you; see my pinned tweet. 2. Ajit Pai RTs CrimeADay not over weird edge cases, but to reduce commonsense laws (like ones that would've stopped Purdue Pharma). MT @BarnettEwin [edge case] MT @CrimeADay 1787: We should probably have...like...3 federal crimes

21 USC §343, 333 & 21 CFR §102.26(b)(2) make it a federal crime to sell a frozen dinner without listing the dish co… https://t.co/3yeUVAjIuq

@CrimeADay Isn't that for any food product, not just a frozen dinner?

It seems like it. Guess why Ajit Pai RTed CAD. MT @thegov2k2 [isn't that for all products?] MT @CrimeADay 21 USC §343, 333 & 21 CFR §102.26(b)(2) make it a federal crime to sell a frozen dinner without listing the dish components in descending order of predominance by weight.