Saw pic of @BritneySpears #Calabasas casa @ TMZ. Really? Near a road; trampoline; #Santa out front... #DoubleWide #tlot #tcot #sgp #gop #ows

@BritneySpears: what position the QB plays on defense varies: linebacker, lineman, etc. #HTH #teaparty #tcot #tlot #ows #occupy #SNF #NFL

@BritneySpears: this prepared Korean Mixed Grains Rice is like a big gelatinous ball of goo. Is that how it's supposed to be? #tcot #tlot

@BritneySpears: just relax and take deep breathes. You can always watch 10 #AHL games online for $6. #HockeyCrisis #Canada #tlot #tcot #ows

@BritneySpears: do you know if #Canada is a country, like China or Hawaii? Or, is it a state like North Dakota or East Dakota? #tlot #tcot

@BritneySpears: no, 22 is the wrong answer. Look, Brit, this is serious. I think you have rabies. #tcot #teaparty #sgp #ows #tlot #p2 #gop

@BritneySpears: hot weather makes you thirsty. Don't worry about it, unless you start frothing at the mouth ;) #tlot #tcot #ows #p2 #sgp #oo

@BritneySpears: I was just joking, I hope you are. How much are you frothing, a little or a lot? #tlot #tcot #ows #p2 #sgp #oo #teaparty

@BritneySpears: now I'm a little worried. Answer this: if you have 3 umbrellas & give me 1, how many do you have? #tcot #ows #gop #teaparty

@BritneySpears: I had a talk w/ them. It'll still get dark earlier each day, but they'll do it more gradually. #tcot #tlot #teaparty #ows