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COVID-19 Response

Like everyone else, we urge you to wash your hands and engage in social distancing.

Unlike everyone else, we urge you to also help with this smart plan to get more tests, ventilators, and PPE. Everyone can do that plan right now, at home, in just 15 minutes.

If enough people help with the plan we can save lives. Take time out now and help get more desperately-needed supplies.

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Andy Borowitz
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There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life.
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@SupermanHotMale @canfax: #PaulRyan, @BorowitzReport, 99.9% of elites are basically aligned on #immigration. Joke's on you. #doh #tlot #OWS
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@BorowitzReport: 3rd graders could beat #RomneyRyan2012. Why don't you sit this out until next school year? #tlot #p2 #TopProg #OWS #Occupy
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RT @BorowitzReport: When Romney & Ryan call themselves "America's Comeback Team" they mean they want America to come back to 1860// #idiot