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Football is back!!
Real football returns to ESPN2 on Friday at 11:30am as Germany faces off against Netherlands. Then, Sunday same time it's Sweden vs. Norway.
(Note: I'm talking about real football, not kneeball.)
#NFLKickoff #MAGA #resist #AnnCoulter
Plus, there were few or none non-crime-related mass shootings when machine guns were freely available.
Point that out to those taken in by those like Wong.
MT @larryk101969 MT @scottwongDC [Walmart steps "into the gun control void amid inaction in" DC]
.@Dawn_Kopecki: @jacobpramuk apologizes for tweeting about #SharpieGate but does it anyway.
Trump's always been incredibly vulnerable on many of his *plans*. Harping on his foibles is all those like you two know to do & it obviously doesn't work.
What use are you to the USA?
Dave could easily come up with tough policy Qs for Dems & urge others to ask them on video for Youtube. Unless CNN are the only adults in the room.
MT @gloomhauer MT @davidharsanyi [CNN should've had some "non hysterics" ask Qs at #ClimateTownHall]
"But, we're 100' below the surface! You'll get the bends!"
"I don't get the bends, 'Captain'. I have to plant these munitions, so release the hatch or I'll report you to McNamara!"
"Aye aye, sir!"
- from the new Regnery book "Trump in 'Nam".
#MAGA #resist
.@rjccarroll: as sports go, kneeball is pathetic. One set play after another, players need to be told exactly what to do, etc. etc. It's like real football, but with 30 seconds between *each* play.
Plus, within a decade @NFL will probably be sued or legislated out of existence.
For the last 6 months, if you wanted to watch a dude bend over while another dude slipped his hands between his legs, you needed to go to the park at 3am.
MT @g3llman [ads!] MT @NFL FOOTBALL. IS. BACK. #GBvsCHI #NFL100
.@antfurrny: kneeball is pathetic. Most of its plays (except the part about bending over) have counterparts in real football, except real football doesn't have 30 seconds to 10 minutes between each play. And, the players have to think for themselves.
@espn #GBvsCHI
Pursuant to Trump Official Executive Orders #34902 ("Defy The Twitter Language Police") & #53 ("Close the broadcast day with Yaylabend Kimbilir") 24Ahead does as our Great Leader suggests:
#MusicWednesday #MAGA #resist #NowPlaying
http://peekURL.com/vkRcT6B
.@KatyTurNBC: @jonathanchait has written untold thousands of words about Trump.
Has any of it had any impact on anything? #TheResistance agrees with him, but - as reality shows - that isn't enough.
It'd be incredibly easy for Chait to undercut Trump, he just isn't smart enough.
No it doesn't. Like everything you've ever written, it'll have no impact whatsoever. A simpleton like Trump is much, much smarter than you are.
MT @OrrChris As @jonathanchait points out, the true importance of Pence's Doonbeg detour is that it implicates the VP...
.@jjnielsen22: hey Jeff, 4 years ago I accurately predicted how Trump's "wall"/Muslim Ban/etc. would fail. If those with megaphones had amplified that he would have lost.
Instead, those like you & @MuellerSheWrote just did kid's stuff like #sharpiegate that only helped Trump.
As Lionel Hutz said, there's the truth, and there's the "truth".
Likewise, there's smart & there's "smart".
It's "smart" to pretend all libs are SJWs or all cons are Nazis: that way lies $$$.
It's smart to do the opposite, it's just not "smart".
#MAGA #resist
Instead of pretending all liberals are SJWs as Coulter does - thus inflating SJWs - wouldn't it be smarter to point out how SJWs aren't liberal to marginalize them?
MT @MightyFinn MT @AnnCoulter Liberals laugh now, but within 10 years they're going to be banning Harry Potter...
Take the bull by the horns then. Urge/shame experts into going to townhalls & engaging Lizzie etc in real debate, on video for Youtube. No excuses.
MT @bravehearttexas [if CNN cared about climate change] they'd invite experts who disagreed MT @BuckSexton [demagoguery]
Dems on Climate Change would be easier to hold accountable of those like "Buck" weren't so obviously just Big Biz/Koch stooges using yahoo culture signifiers to help billionaires.
MT @rikkiratliff MT @BuckSexton [if CNN really cared, #ClimateTownHall would be full week, LOL!]
If Mark were smart, he help turn the Dem base against their very pro-Big Biz leaders. Instead, he just does cheap, counter-productive partisan shtick that *enables* illegal immigration.
MT @KlariseW MT [@MendlovitzMark says all "Democrats" would assault BP agents]
.@jackhutton: #SharpieGate is brought to us by those like you & @francismmaxwell, those who just aren't smart enough to undercut a simpleton like Trump.
4 years ago I accurately pointed out how his plans would fail. Those like you two refused to help use that to stop him.
.@Kathy_S_Morris: quips might make you feel better, but they won't undercut @AnnCoulter to her suckers.
If you want to undercut her for real, point out how easy it'll be for next administration to just neglect or tear down the "wall" she keeps pushing. Just do that.
There's a lot of non-chalga #türkçepopmüzik (Turkish Pop Music) I don't like, but almost all of it that I've heard is made by real musicians who can & do replicate it in live performances. Cf the absolutely horrific dreck that is U.S. pop music.
#MAGA #MPMGA #resist
Mr. Trump has tasked me with monitoring the #türkçepopmüzik hashtag for new Demet Sağıroğlu videos; per him "a hashtag with an umlaut must be extra-boss, just like me." Accordingly:
#MusicWednesday #MAGA #resist #NowPlaying
http://peekURL.com/v6DN3zt
.@ValentineShow: want to be nationally-known? Go to a townhall & really press a candidate on my questions - verbatim - for Youtube. You'll do a huge public service, make CNN & make all the Dem candidates look horrible.
Do this for the USA, Phil:
http://24ahead.com/s/dream-act
The @GetFlexSeal commercial - very poorly overdubbed into Spanish - is hilarious.
I can imagine how they'd tie those together & if I were an expert on the issue I could devise questions to show them wrong.
Learn from that: find experienced experts to devise your questions
RT @ValentineShow What does safe drinking water have to do with climate change? #ADDCNN
[TODO: invent some ludicrous attempt at a joke somehow tying this nifty Turkish pop music video into something involving Trump or something]:
#MusicWednesday #MAGA #resist #NowPlaying
http://peekURL.com/vfVtYm2
.@mlawlor11: @TheRealTBone hypes #SharpieGate.
I had a site (which I let go due to lack of interest) with *tough* *policy* questions for Trump: I wanted him/his proxies to really be pressed on their policies on video for Youtube.
Which plan is smart & patriotic?
At first I thought #SharpieGate would be because Luz stole Angelica's Sharpie, but that turns out to be wrong.
(Send your letters to dev@null).
.@LoriThombs: your joke about #SharpieGate is **hilarious**! You should write for a sitcom or something!
But, as a professor, are you smart enough to understand Trump's appeal & push smart plans that would tarnish him *to his base* (where it counts)?
Member: you is professor.
Indeed! Julia Jester isn't one of those journalists who asks all candidates tough questions, she just transcribes what great leaders like Yang think!
She's #YangGang!
MT @CoreyNDavis @JuliaJester continuing to do good journalism. #ClimateTownHall #YangClimatePlan
Fair to whom? Being fair to citizens would make #YangGang (& TrumpGang/WarrenGang/etc) scream in anguish as their idols were finally asked tough policy questions.
#ClimateTownHall
MT @BrutumF Wow @AndrewYang is killing it! & thank you @CNN for being fair with today's coverage.
Hey! Are you ready for some real football???
Well, sir, you'll have to wait until tomorrow (Thursday).
At 9am (Pacific) it's Armenia vs. Italy, then at 11:30am it's Republic of Ireland vs. (a Shaqiri-less) Switzerland.
#football = #soccer
#MAGA #resist #AnnCoulter
If you *really* want to undercut Julian, get an expert to come up with questions he can't answer, then go ask them at his townhalls. On video for Youtube.
MT @KimScott_1820 MT @JulianCastro We need to phase out fossil fuels [other piffle from #ClimateTownHall]
.@bfattori1: you probably think DOM's a great idea, right?
So why, other than the gross incompetence or grift of Tim Berners Lee, @pmarca, etc wasn't it in there from Day One?
If you had to design a web-like system now, would it be like the unholy hell of HTML + CSS + JS?
.@Alistair_King: the HTML/CSS @timberners_lee pushed has cost untold billions in lost productivity & held the web back years. Better ways to do the same thing had been known for decades before his incredibly junky solution.
His fans probably think the band Chicago invented jazz.
.@AronBender: hey Aron, did you hear the news about two lunkheads in #EagleRock trying to start a fire to kill homeless people?
What are the chances he listened to #JohnAndKenShow, aka Hutu Radio?
CNN tosses her puffballs & Trump just does smears.
Imagine me really pressing her on how very pro-Big Biz her immigration stance is. I'd destroy her career.
MT @hollyapfeiffer She's spot on with every response. MT @adamcbest Elizabeth Warren is a town hall jedi master.
.@shay50803951: FYI, cmclymer blocked me for pointing out how very pro-corporate she is. That's not the #YangWay.
https://24ahead.com/u/cmclymer
.@mmckennakc: FYI, I'm recruiting people to go to @PeteButtigieg townhalls & ask him *tough* policy questions on video for Youtube. He does great in a safe space like #ClimateTownHall, but he won't do very good at all when questioned about the huge flaws in his policies.
.@__downsouth__: how would the Founding Fathers react to #ClimateTownHall? First, projectile vomiting. Then, they'd change the Constitution to make elections like trials, with candidates being cross-examined by experts on the flaws in their policies. Not CNN's fluff.
Pursuant to Trump Official Executive Orders #92 ("Be Like Unto A Category 5 Hurricane.") & #492345384523923 ("Have 1% Canadian Content."), 24Ahead closes the broadcast day thusly:
#MusicTuesday #MAGA #resist #NowPlaying
http://peekURL.com/vCbHrnH
.@BkPedestrian: @tomscocca cheers whatever you did. He also blogs about Trump wanting to "own the libs". It's incredibly easy to turn that around, but Scocca just isn't smart enough to figure it out. Those like him have only ever helped Trump. So, if you're a Trump fan cheer him.
Is "bitter clingers" "ignor[ing] or antagoniz[ing] people in flyover country", yes or no?
MT @tcddoyle [@tomscocca hilites an "alternative reality"]
https://twitter.com/tomscocca/status/1168912358246354944
I am not joking & this is not a typo: #Powerline aka #PowerlineBlog had a video contest & they gave the $100,000 top prize to a worthless video that has just 38k views.
This worthless & incredibly wrong video was 3rd runner up:
#MAGA #resist
http://peekURL.com/v3w7mru
.@ktslator: what's funny/pathetic about @scottwjohnson is in 2011, #Powerline gave a $100,000 prize to a fiscal con video that only has 38k views ("the spending is nuts"). That's not a typo: one hundred thousand dollars. Knowing how special they are tempers my criticism.
.@Dallas_TXGirl: you know how slimy some Dems/SJWs are, getting personal & engaging in ad hom attacks? What @realDSteinberg does is a tiny step up from that. Me, I'd engage Ilhan on her policies & I'd show her wrong rather than acting like an SJW.
"Judge orders White House to restore Playboy reporter's press pass".
#idiocracy all the way down.
#MAGA #resist
Trump & Pence both support amnesty. Pointing that out would undercut them to MAGA. Have Stein/Lachlan pointed that out? Have they called them on how the "wall" would be torn down?
MT @JKDAnthony10 MT @samstein [hypes @lachlan blog on Pence spending $250k at Trump properties]
.@sparktherevolt: more recently, @lachlan blogs about Pence spending Two Hundred And Fifty Thousand Dollars at Trump properties.
He won't call Pence or Trump on pushing amnesty; that'd undercut them to their base. & he won't call them on how the "wall" would be torn down (ditto)
.@markhamiltonmsw: if easy access to guns is the major contributing factor to mass shootings as @mattyglesias thinks (to the extent he thinks), explain why there were few if any non-crime-related mass shootings in all the years that full-auto machine guns were freely available.
.@Fritschner: @akarl_smith blogs about Pence's Ireland accommodations; his blog will just help Pence & Trump.
Both are incredibly vulnerable (to their base, where it matters) on other issues.
Explain: is Allan incredibly dim? Corrupt? Scared of actually questioning authority?
There are about as many people in #Barstow as there are in all the #Shetland Islands combined.
Others might be willing to be silenced, but I'm willing to blame the #ShetlandCrimeSpike on Trump.
#MAGA #resist
.@SavePublicEduc: FYI, @castateauditor is engaging in racial discrimination. 2/3 of applicants for the redistricting commission are white. Watch & see: ~2/3 of those selected won't be white. IOW, they'll have discriminated against one race.
#Shetland Islands only have 23,000 residents & just 2 murders in the last 50 years. That is, before the TV cameras arrived. Now it's risen to at least 3 murders per episode.
(Think you can do a better job with this attempt at humor? Then get your own account & leave me alone).
.@tobetv: solution to immigration issues is to "cross-examine" reps on video for Youtube using Socratic questions that'd reveal how they'd help Big Biz lower wages. That's much smarter than a "wall", wouldn't you agree?
@kausmickey has always refused to help with that plan.
.@TTefasfgas: @kausmickey keeps pushing the "wall" (which a future administration will just tear down) but refuses to help with a smart plan to discredit those in Congress who enable mass/illegal immigration.
You're enabling a grifter.
Wait, is Maya alt-right or something??
MT @gillsterein MT @mayaaking White voters are the most influential and sought-after bloc of this election. And right now, even with a historically diverse candidate pool, polling shows they’re getting behind two young, black females
I can show Trump/Coulter etc wrong, Habes can't.
P.S. What's first result for 'knife crimes in london'?
MT @JimBalooga Katie Hopkins is the UK version of Ann Coulter MT @maggieNYT Focusing on "knife crime" and the mayor of London has been a repeated refrain of Katie Hopkins...
Sleaze like Knapp are "passive eliminationists": she wouldn't actively put old people (esp whites) on trains, she would just cheer it happening.
MT @John_QPublic MT [@emilyroseknapp blog about U.S. being "gerontocracy"]
.@tizmycountry2: @tedhesson worked for a loose borders group (Long Island Wins), now he's a "reporter".
Trump's horrific & his wall is fake, but Hesson is a pro-Big Biz hack, trying to help U.S. Chamber flood the labor market.
Be a real liberal.
.@meechebucco: Trump's been pushing his "wall" for years & it's always been vaporware. When he's out of office it'll be neglected/torn down.
It's his signature issue; calling his proxies on how it'd fail would undercut him to his base.
So, why isn't @sarahnferris doing that?
.@gerrard1212: a smart group with a megaphone could force the media to cover "grooming gangs". @spectator is admitting they aren't able to do it. They aren't cheering how they got it done, they're whining about being failures.
Relegate them.
#USOpen announcer: "the brown acid that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, OK?"
#tennis #MAGA #resist
It's now 11pm at the #USOpen, but they're still playing. Don't the spectators have to get up early to oppress the proletariat, or yacht, or something?
.@Jake_Esq: think of the very smart, aggressive lawyers you might know of. Imagine them asking @BetoORourke about any of his ideas on video for Youtube (e.g., about the 13+ year period when machine guns were freely available).
How would Beto's dim-as-Trump ideas hold up?
.@DakotaEFlynn: if you *really* want to undercut Beto, help organize an effort to go to his events & ask him about why we had few or none non-crime-related mass shootings in the 13+ years when machine guns were freely available. (don't forget the "crime" part).
Will you help?
When someone w/ a megaphone - Hannity & other r/w cons - says things like "why isn't the MSM covering this???", that's an admission of their own incompetence and/or insincerity. They have the means to make the MSM cover something, they lack the brains and/or will.
#MAGA #resist
.@AwksLaz: what good are those like @spectator & @michaelbd doing for you? Let's say you hired a publicist & a year later your name still wasn't in the papers. Is that publicist sincere & competent, or just insincere and/or incompetent?
They're *admitting* their own incompetence
It certainly couldn't be because spectator & Dougherty are intensely incompetent grifters & those like you enable such incompetents.
MT @SymondsSally MT @spectator [does their Hannity, asking why MSM ignores 'grooming gangs' vs smaller incidents; hypes @michaelbd blog on it]
.@ChapmanCNSNews: Bloomberg Law vs Leif Olson = Trump caving to SJWs. How's that whole "Trump is infallible & mere mortals can't understand his 12d chess" thing working out for you "patriots"?
.@_Tellitslant: re @philipaklein blog on Bloomberg Law vs Leif Olson, haven't great conservative thinkers like Klein, Coulter, Dilbert, etc laid the intellectual foundation where Trump admin wouldn't cave? Haven't they constantly made smart/sane/patriotic/big tent arguments??????
#USWNT goes up 3-0 against our eternal enemy Portugal.
#MAGA #resist
Some of these Portuguese gals...
#HalfMast #Portugal #USWNT #MAGA #resist
New from #BuzzFeed: 'Who was "Ba'al"? What is a deity? Where was Sumeria and what was it? What is a country? We explain using these charming GIFs of cats!"
#MAGA #resist
New from #HuffPost, by Assistant Professor Abdul al-Abdul of Tikrit Community College: 'The German-Scottish Trump Calling Himself "Ba'al" is not OK: it's cultural appropriation.'
#MAGA #resist
New from the New York Times: 'Trump pronounces "Ba'al" incorrectly, Sumerian experts say."
#MAGA #resist
"I am Baal, Baal the Unmerciful, Baal the Destroyer. All must bend to my will!"
"And we do! I have to thank you, President Trump, this has been a great interview. Thank you!"
"And thank you too, Steve."
#FoxAndFriends #MAGA #resist
On #ESPN right now: the U.S. Women's National Team is taking on Portugal in real football.
#football = #soccer
#MAGA #resist
Cons only use media bias to grift. Opposing bias has to be done in a smart/sane/patriotic/big tent way, and no cons are capable of any of those.
MT @DanPennell MT @AriFleischer [blogs "Obama-Defending PBS Reporter's Question To Trump At G7 Reinforces Media's Bias Problem"]
Trump's already set up others to take the fall. He's owned the up & he might disown the down *because* of the gross incompetence of those like Blake.
MT @ColinJ1992 MT @AaronBlake [Trump 1999 Geraldo quote about if Clinton's economy tanks he'll be in trouble]
Did it have any impact on Hannity? Will Moran's "People Can't Believe How Easily Kim Jong Un ‘Played’ Trump" have any impact? Why can Kim play Trump but #TheResistance can't?
MT @frankmorano Thank you @lee_moran of @HuffPost for including my Hannity/Shoe tweet in this story
Visitors to the White House are surprised to learn that Trump spends a lot of time in his "dipterarium". It's a special room where he keeps pet flies, including Madagascar blues and other rare varieties.
#trivia #MAGA #resist
Pursuant to Trump Official Executive Order #492 ("'Greek Mythology' is a smear! U.S. National Religion is now Ancient Greek Religion! All Hail Apollo!"), 24Ahead thus closes the broadcast day:
#MusicMonday #MAGA #resist #NowPlaying
http://peekURL.com/vuntyr7
.@CornishPastyMan: you must be smart to get a PhD. What do you think of @Jack_Blanchard_ cheering Sadiq Kahn mocking Trump? Is that the grown-up English way? Isn't Jack a child & a disgrace to journalism who'd never dare challenge Kahn or Trump using Socratic questions on policy?
.@rlpalmy: @philquin apes duty2warn shtick & they cheer him. I'd say they & Phil are insane - they keep doing the same thing expecting a different result - except they're too dim to even conceive of a result. They're just babies throwing a tantrum w/ no clue how to undercut Trump
"Faced With Criticism, Trump Administration Reverses Abrupt End to Humanitarian Relief".
But, it played at Breitbart, I don't understand.
#immigration #MAGA #resist
.@BradRubenstein: Trump's horrific, but @zackwhittaker cheers Ajjawi case because he's paid to do it and/or because he knows not cheering it would be a CLM.
Silicon Valley wants a constant supply of H1Bs etc to lower wages, despite the harm it does to U.S. & sending countries.
.@toddamcknight: immigration lawyers like @albertmokhiber are much, much worse than even PI lawyers. Trump's horrific & his Muslim ban is beyond doltish, but those like Mokhiber make a living by harming the U.S.
Here's another set of imm lawyers:
http://peekURL.com/vt2qy1b
' “Flip the switch:” Stuck in the polls, Buttigieg plans to beef up campaign staff'.
The #Orioles can still win this thing too.
#MAGA #resist
.@meade6487: @TheBabylonBee is worthless at undercutting Snopes. Snopes is mainstream (even when they aren't), TBB is conservative (and thus self-marginalizing).
If they opposed Snopes in smart, sane, patriotic, & big tent ways then they might be of some use.
Hey, you know what?
Tomorrow (Tuesday) at 5pm Pacific, ESPN has the Women's National Team taking on Portugal. The 24Ahead Sports Desk will live-tweet the match. We'll also, as always, be trying to start an international incident.
#football = #soccer
#MAGA #resist
.@TheClearCider: @wolfblitzer obsesses over Trump golfing, his Alabama tweet, & his Category 5 quote. None of those have any negative impact on Trump & never will. He *helps* Trump by obsessing over fluff.
He can't challenge Trump fans on Trump's gross incompetence on PR etc.
.@WesAllenn: @wolfblitzer obsesses over Category 5; it makes him look cheap & *helps* Trump. He can't engage Trump fans on Trump's gross incompetence.
Likewise, @ddale8 has only ever helped Trump.
If you only helped opponents, wouldn't you catch on?
https://imgur.com/a/4UhIhnV
.@ESPNMcGee: what's great about kneeball is how it's risen from humble beginnings.
Way back in 1894, Arthur Packer would bend over in Central Park bushes & invite men to slide their hands between his thighs. He was later convicted, but his sport lives on in #NDvsLOU & #NFL!
.@clive22: is your header image of GWB & Michelle Obama nuzzling like mine of Trump + Pelosi? Mine references how close they are, is yours too? Are you pining for the days of fun foreign adventures, selling out to big banks, etc. etc.?
.@HannahStormESPN: ESPN playing so much kneeball is a Jimmy Wichard decision. Players are big babies & occasionally criminals who have to be told exactly what to do by a committee of coaches. Real football has 100s of passes per game & players who have to think on their own.
.@brett_diet: it looks like Louisville winning #NDvsLOU won't happen.
P.S. Kneeball is a joke. It's like a real football game but with 30 seconds to 10 minutes of nothing between each play. Players are big babies & occasionally felonious.
Take a knee on @ESPNCFB.
Pursuant to Trump Executive Orders #9493 ("Have 3% Estonian content.") & #74 ("Defy the Twitter Language Police.") 24Ahead closes the broadcast day with Anu Taul & Vabariigi Pillimees - osaleja:
#MusicSunday #MAGA #resist #NowPlaying
http://peekURL.com/vKqGrZb
.@WojtekGwiazda: I tried to get @CraigSilverman to cover the data at my pinned tweet exposing how heavily Twitter censors all kinds of users w/o luck. Now, Trump is going to make lying about that a Trump2020 plank.
Trump won & will again because of those like Craig.
.@SansMerci86: Twitter heavily censors *all* kinds of users & U.S. libs/cons are a very small part of their users (80% of which are outside U.S.)
If you find a reporter to cover the data at my pinned tweet, you'll undercut both Twitter and Trump.
I've located the source of your problem.
Just like Trump you want "speech for me but not for thee".
MT @GlenHarp1 MT @Sapient6000 [to Twitter hacks] So, my account is set for 'reply deboosting', but the #NeoFascistinChief, who should have been banned from your platform is not?!