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In the Kafka #Olympics, you never know which event you're going to compete in. Then, you dry up and lose. #Rio2016 #Trump2016 #ImWithHer
I want the Twilight Zone #Olympics, where long distance runners are forced to do shotput, & shotputters are forced to do hurdles. #Rio2016
The problem with Trump's ideological test is it's from Trump. He doesn't need to think things through because his fans don't demand it. #gop
Those who claim Trump's ideological test wouldn't work are either showing they've never crossed a border, or are lying. #Trump2016 #CNN #gop
Trump's ideological test *could be* a variant of what border guards do worldwide No one answers "yes, I have contraband". They suss it out.
Shannon Rowbury needs to dial the lipstick back from the ho level. #ConstructiveCriticism #Olympics #TeamUSA #Trump2016 #ImWithHer
If there's anyone who'd know why some people spell Brazil "Brasil", it's Bob Costas. All America turns to him for guidance. #Rio2016 #GOP
.@Roark__: @kayleighmcenany could help Trump by showing a #CNN hack wrong: http://24ahead.com/u/kayleighmcenany Did she do that? #Trump2016
.@Lindapearl2: did you ever actually try to help stop amnesty: http://24ahead.com/u/lindapearl2 ? Or, was a grifter's career more important?
.@KazeSkyz: you enabling someone who couldn't figure out how to undercut #BLM & @BrianStelter getting away with puffpieces is linked. #tcot
.@BamaLady10: if genflynn & whole #Trump2016 team were smarter, they could undercut #CNN. Instead of enabling them, demand they do their job
.@RichardSammel: hopefully it's not too late to put Zach in a "Make America Great Again" cap. #TheStrain #Trump2016 #MAGA #ImWithHer #gop
Trump is 70 years old & runs a supposedly billion-$ org. He can't figure out that #FoxNews, Breitbart, & his rallies aren't the whole USA.
Obviously, #FoxNews / Breitbart / Jim Hoft / etc. don't translate to the "real world". What plays there gets p0wned elsewhere. #Trump2016
Echo chambers considered harmful. MT @GrandmaNYCA: @DeirdreBolton Dierdre, @Betsy_McCaughey is great resource.She's thorough & knowledgeable
.@2016isY: @Betsy_McCaughey got her tuchis handed to her on #CNN. In effect, she *helped* mass #immigration supporters. #Trump2016 #tcot
DERPMT @2016isY [to Betsy_McCaughey] Plz keep standing up to the liberal thinking mind in USA. We appreciate someone that speaks SUBSTANCE!!
.@Laneybaby004: see my January tweet: http://24ahead.com/u/laneybaby004 People like you are why Trump is behind even in the Breitbart poll.
.@karensteacups: you'll never get this, but people like you are a blessing & a curse for Trump (& we few who'd like him to help USA).
MT @karensteacups [a moi] [Trump] HAS ben right! He's saying SAME DAMN THING! Modified it for the Media & PC crowd, so they could 'GET' it!
What we're witnessing with the Trump campaign is dumb, deranged people losing to the smart & the same. Same as it's always been. #Trump2016
"Trump Adviser [Al Baldasaro] Clarifies: Clinton Should Be Executed, Not Assassinated". Most competent campaign ever! #Trump2016 #ImWithHer
The 24Ahead #Olympics Babe of the Day Official Wednesday babe is... @sheillacastro. Congrats! #Olympics #Rio2016 #Trump2016 #ImWithHer #GOP
In the much-feared Battle of BRIC, #Brazil women's #volleyball team is in a deciding match against the #Apple team from #China. #Rio2016
A good salesman knows common objections & rolls them into the pitch. All Trump ever does is preach to the #FoxNews choir. #Trump2016 #tcot
Trump campaign = The Failure Of The Deranged Idiots. They've lost to the elites for decades and they're still doing it. #Trump2016 #tcot
A series of polls show more blacks support *Gary Johnson & Jill Stein* than Trump. He isn't smart enough to do anything about it. #Trump2016
.@RealDonaldTrump: I've been opposing mass/illegal #immigration since 2002. I oppose your campaign because you're an incompetent buffoon.
Given how low-wattage Trump's proxies are, one shudders who'd be in his cabinet. Vince McMahon? Don King? #Trump2016 #idiocracy #GOP #tcot
.@genflynn: Foreman of #CNN is a lightweight, but the r/w habit of preaching to the choir doesn't work. Unlike Trump you have to think ahead
.@genflynn: Foreman of #CNN says your claims about Sharia in #FL & #TX are wrong. You're supposed to understand the "enemy" & win battles.
.@deathbychina: so too w #immigration. He's failed miserably so far: http://24ahead.com/s/donald-trump If he can't do better what use is he?
.@deathbychina: Trump would be ahead if he made smart arguments about trade *to Hillary leaners*. He already has the Fox/Breitbart audience.
Newest Trump proxy @betsy_mccaughey gets p0wned bad on #CNN: http://peekURL.com/vdNzLdX No wonder Trump hates CNN so much. #Trump2016
.@BobbieDooley was outraged to see battered women from a shelter wearing clothes she'd donated, because people would recognize them as hers.
.@realphilhendrie: you did @BobbieDooley enraged about battered women wearing her couture. Now, you have puppets doing fart jokes. Change.
"Trump has been RIGHT W/EVERYTHING HE SAID!" Even when he says contradictory things depending on whether it's an even or odd minute. #tcot
Trump implictly admits his past Muslims ban plans were wrong. MT @Laneybaby004 RT @karensteacups: Trump has been RIGHT W/EVERYTHING HE SAID!
.@SStossel: which of Trump's immigration policies do you oppose?
Or, you could be a citizen & demand better from all. #ImWithHer #GOP MT @ColMorrisDavis: I'd rather be America's Merkel than Putin's Puppet.
.@elsolarverde: did you put a Hitler rally in the image that Trump then RTed? https://t.co/dTeBHbyXMY If so, why'd you do that? #Trump2016
Trump RTs what might be an image of a Hitler rally: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/763949723833118721 #Trump2016 #TrumpTrain
If Trump had an IQ above about 7, he could turn many attacks on him around on the attackers. He can't even conceive of it. #Trump2016 #tcot
Like #Teaparty, Trump provides "liberals" with an opening to call names. Like TP nothing good comes of it cuz Trump is an idiot. #Trump2016
Thank you for standing strong against H8! #Trump2016 #ImWithHer #irony #tcot #GOP MT @JimmyBear2 DEAR, RACIST,WHITE TRASH, IGNORANT [Trump]
Reminder: #TheStrain is back Aug 28. Starring Donald Trump as Eichhorst. #Trump2016 #TrumpTrains #TrumpTrain #tcot #GOP
#PoleVault allegedly goes back many centuries BC, was used to vault over enemy's walls, onto ships, etc. #Olympics #Rio2016 #Trump2016 #GOP
NB: I don't mean testing plans for popularity. I mean testing them to see if they'd work & achieve the goal. Trump won't do it. #Trump2016
If Trump tested his plans, he'd invite people to look for hidden downsides & then correct them. Obviously he doesn't do it. #Trump2016 #GOP
Trump doesn't test his plans. Testing is a fundamental engineering concept, but Trump refuses to do it. #Trump2016 #TrumpTrain #tcot #GOP
If Trump could think ahead, Harris Zafar wouldn't be on #CNN saying Trump's new #immigration plan specifically targets Muslims. #Trump2016
ICYMI, some of the ways Trump's Muslims ban version 17.0 is a failure: https://t.co/SpzkMjjsMJ He can't think ahead. #Trump2016 #TrumpTrain
If Trump is behind in the #Breitbart unskewed poll, how badly is he behind in real polls? #Trump2016 #ImWithHer #tcot #GOP
#Breitbart tried to create a poll that was unskewed. Trump was a few points behind Clinton. In a Breitbart poll. #Trump2016 #ImWithHer #GOP
Jeff Sessions is from a deep red state & has won by taking deep red stances. He's not going to help Trump undercut Hillary on #immigration.
What happens at Breitbart stays at Breitbart. Likewise with #FoxNews, Gateway Pundit, etc. Trump doesn't grok that. #Trump2016 #tcot #GOP
.@EricLevitz: it took you a couple hours to rewrite the DNC email with talking points about Trump's latest plan. Speed it up. #NYMag
.@jillrussia: there's probably a 99.9999999% chance Putin thinks of Trump as a useful idiot. #IMNSHO
Tuesday's #Olympics Babe of the Day is this hot French MILF in the stands I just saw: https://t.co/I6J3KzWq8f #Rio2016 #Trump2016 #ImWithHer
I'm not the first with that question: http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2016-08-08/how-do-horses-get-to-the-olympics #Olympics #Trump2016 #GOP
.@RealDonaldTrump: to mend fences, maybe post a pic of you with some pitas, tabbouleh, and a big plate of hubris. #Trump2016 #TrumpTrain
Donald Trump doesn't care what hubris is, but he knows his hubris is going to be YUGE, the best hubris you've ever seen! #Trump2016 #GOP
I don't know about horses & I sneer at riders when I see them. But, aren't they too finicky to stand long trips? #Olympics #Rio2016 #tcot
Did they put the #Olympics horses on tramp steamers? One of the C-130s Obama isn't using to ferry him to golf games? #Rio2016 #Trump2016
I could look it up, but I'd rather guess how they got horses to the #Olympics. Put them in a crate in the cargo hold? #Rio2016 #Trump2016
.@ScottAdamsSays: I posted a question about Donald Trump for you here: http://stumptrump.us/n/68 I look forward to your answer.
.@RealJeffreyLord @kayleighmcenany: here's a real easy task. @HashtagGriswold hates Trump's ideological test. Will you show him wrong?
Donald Trump gets closer to a smart #immigration screening plan: http://24ahead.com/n/12141 But, he's still an idiot. #Trump2016 #tcot #GOP
.@realDonaldTrump: instead of #AmericasMerkel, how about you have the balls & smarts to intellectually engage her? Undercut her to her base.
Now, everyone just chill out with Mari Pokinen: http://peekURL.com/vdcM2Hy #NowPlaying #MusicSunday #Trump2016 #ImWithHer #uniteblue #GOP
Trump isn't the proper response to far-left cultural attacks. He couldn't figure his way out of a wet tissue paper box. #Trump2016 #tcot
"Lady Ghostbusters" is a direct cultural attack on Trump base; not trivial given all the other attacks. Who's Manafort to them? #Trump2016
.@jasonpinter: failing to understand that Lady Ghostbusters is more daily life impactful than Manafort on millions is an antiTrump microcosm
Aus babe's mouths: MT @jasonpinter [Manafort] likely got millions from [Putin] but remember when Trump was annoyed about Lady Ghostbusters?
If I had my way, everyone on that Twitchy link would be doing this: http://peekURL.com/vX4XTk3 Will #Trump2016 do it? #NowPlaying #ImWithHer
.@brianbeutler: hi Brian. Did @Patterico ever ask you his questions about your Tillis post? http://24ahead.com/u/brianbeutler
.@bakerjmw2016 @Kim_Kiser: point out to fellow "journalists" that @samsteinhp ignored HuffPo not disclosing: http://24ahead.com/u/samsteinhp
CSNY - Ohio: http://peekURL.com/vwhUjvg #NowPlaying #MusicSunday #Trump2016 #ImWithHer #GOP #MAGA
CSN - Woodstock: http://peekURL.com/v7m4sL9 What's the uptempo echo, man? #FreedomRock #NowPlaying #MusicSunday #Trump2016 #ImWithHer #tcot
.@reallesstroud singing: http://peekURL.com/vmgmfhk How would Neil Young do that? Do it that way rather than pop. #Survivorman #Canada
2x now I've avoided joking about women weightlifters & shotputters. Because I'm just that nice. Also, one of them could almost lift me.
I'd ban golf, equestrian, target shooting, group sailing, etc. I'd get @RealLesStroud to design a survival competition. #Olympics #Rio2016
#Golf isn't a sport; it's barely an activity. #PingPong is a more credible #Olympics event. #Rio2016 #Trump2016 #ImWithHer #GOP
In 1974, we dropped nuclear bombs on Melbourne & Sydney to stop #WWIII. Now, beating them in volleyball can't be good for #Australia psyche.
If you'd like to see those at Annie Lowrey working at a Sovkhoz, Trump is a great choice. Maybe he's not so bad after all. #NYMag #Trump2016
Physical labor is so foreign, no? MT @AnnieLowrey I love hearing weightlifting commentators explain the goal is to lift a lot of weight.
.@WhiteJacketPink: in Dec, I wanted Trump to just demand stringent screening: http://24ahead.com/trump-muslims He could have *helped* USA.
.@WhiteJacketPink: Trump implicitly admits that, months later. That's why his Muslims ban is now an also idiotic regions ban. #Trump2016
.@WhiteJacketPink: my point is we will *never* "ban" Muslims coming here. If Trump tried, Congress & courts would block him immediately.
RT @WhiteJacketPink there will be issues if they are NIT banned and issues if they are banned. EITHER WAY THERE IS GOING TO BE ISSUES!
.@bmarchant3: French team is an outlier compared to rest of #Euro2016, #EPL, etc. etc. But, good try @ enabling a worthless buffoon.
.@bmarchant3: #AnnCoulter didn't just dislike #soccer. She ran down what could be the white answer to NFL & NBA. +, USA should win at it.
.@eileen0469: @FAIRImmigration should be demanding that Trump supports attrition instead & getting others to help. Are they? @ConservoDad
That's irrelevant to my point. MT @eileen0469 but current laws support that if you are here illegally you return home & apply for green card
.@BigKahuna919191: Trump could stop Obama's refugees agenda: https://t.co/2AjTpDjQJT Instead of being stupid & enabling him, demand better.
.@BigKahuna919191: you & Trump aren't smart enough to figure out how he could stop Trump's refugees agenda, but he could.
DERPMT @BigKahuna919191 @sandra8301 @psgcindy @rosemcgowan last time I check trump had no authority to [try to stop Obama's refugees agenda]
Woman protests #Iran over women's rights @ #Olympics, get ejected: https://twitter.com/Me_Granturco/status/764940556690653184 #Rio2016
(#Olympics spoiler)
#USA beats our archenemy #Australia in beach #volleyball, now heads to #WorldCup against #Brazil! #Rio2016 #Trump2016
The tape on April Ross' back cover a #TrampStamp mentioning a bar in #Oceanside. Long story. #Olympics #Rio2016 #Trump2016 #ImWithHer #GOP