Tweets
Let me help. Adapt these arguments to your situation:
http://24ahead.com/s/skilled-immigration
Liberals/libs can't come back from those arguments.
MT @MichelleRempel Now you all know what I’m up against trying to get the Liberals to talk about immigration in Parliament
Most Americans have a vision of Canadians as simple but kind-hearted folks. But, per @AnimalJustice, #Canada is far more depraved than we thought:
https://twitter.com/AnimalJustice/status/984098810866601987
Conservatives making #immigration one of their topics & completely f-ing it up is kinda like if a monkey stole your Stradivarius and used it to smash bugs. No offense to monkeys.
#MAGA #resist
.@shondi99: you tweet "Good Riddance To Paul Ryan And His Cowardice On Immigration" from a racial power advocate. If Ryan had his way, we'd have loose borders in order to lower wages to world levels. Remember when liberals opposed attempts to lower wages?
#resist
.@sjwrenlewis @robfordmancs: FYI, witting/unwitting goal of @SolomonMg is to shrink debate to approved sources & about approved topics.
Trump calls his opponents #FakeNews, #PewInternet calls them trolls.
Do you have what it takes to stand up against attempts at censorship?
.@victorroush @jerrrrreeeee: FYI, your recent tweets to Jack KIngston ("I'm from Ohio" & "Your petty evidenceless" respectively) were censored by #Twitter. Meanwhile a lone pic wasn't censored. Run your names through the checker in my top tweet & tell your friends.
.@rachaelray: have you ever suddenly realized while cooking there's a bright line going back hundreds of thousands of years between you and all the previous humans who used fire - from the early ones who tamed fire to today - and then had a series of flashbacks to all they did?
.@HelpfulHonda does "Random Acts of Kindness" which are either moral hazards or cruel jokes that don't even approach someone's problems. On the plus side, they only cost #Honda a few hundred bucks.
Here's an act of kindness: make cars in the USA.
#LosAngeles #California
.@dougducey: if you're sincere, then there's no harm in trying things the smart way too. So, in additional to enabling Trump's posturing, will you also help challenge Dem leaders on these points?
Will you use these points to undercut Sinema, etc?
http://24ahead.com/s/dream-act
.@dougducey: you say the border isn't secure & praise Trump sending troops. The much smarter way to do things is to make smart arguments that make enabling illegal #immigration politically toxic. If Dem leaders see enabling illegal #immigration as a CLM, most won't do it.
For the upcoming #WCWS, Pres Trump is showing how much he cares by mandating posters to be installed in each locker room. They're a picture of Trump with "Confused?" at the top and then "Call 1-800-HAIRBOWS & ask for Don. I'll help you decide."
#MAGA #resist
Remember just 15 minutes ago I said it would be "mere minutes" before Zlatan scored?
Maybe you should listen to the other things I say too.
#LAGalaxy #MAGA #resist
Years ago, someone left a suitcase full of pepperoni in his seaside hotel room with a window partly open. Seagulls got in & made a mess. At first I thought it was intentional, but it turns out he's just Canadian & left the pepperoni out to refrigerate it.
#MAGA #resist
Trump tweeted "Mission Accomplished!" after lobbing some missiles towards Syria. I'm sure everyone else is wondering if he was wearing a flight suit, comparing him to GWB, calling him a NeoCon, etc. so those tweets are included herein by reference.
#MAGA! #resist
Meanwhile from our Hey, Let's Not Develop Our Own Stars But Just Import Them Department, it's Zlatan vs Schweinsteiger on Univision.
It should be mere minutes before Zlatan scores.
#soccer #MAGA #MoralDecay #resist
24Ahead's Closing Argument (h/t #ThePatriarchy) is, why would this have 4 million views? She looks a little plain... HOLY OMG!!!!!!!
#MAGA #resist
http://peekURL.com/vXzeVp3
.@SpotTheSpook: I see the @debrasmith48 RT in searches with the #Twitter API, but the more pernicious thing they do is hide reply tweets. Run various handles through the #censorship checker in my pinned tweet to see the games they play.
You turned your back on your own country, which needs as many doctors as they can keep. I can't imagine doing that, much less whining about it.
#UK #immigration
MT @ryanwclement I've been an NHS doctor for five years. The #HomeOffice wants to deport me
The *only* real way to reduce it is to undercut Dem leaders to their base: make it politically toxic to many Dems.
What -if anything- is Kirk doing about that?
MT @goober65 RT @charliekirk11: Perpetual illegal immigration is part of a scheme to create societal & political chaos
I've pointed out Trump is incredibly fake since August 2015 (I ignored him as a joke candidate in July 2015).
Did Southern take him seriously?
MT @Dirdam2 RT @Lauren_Southern: While @realDonaldTrump strikes Syria he also strikes off non-intervention from his campaign promises
Trump is NOT a Neocon
Trump is NOT a Neocon
Trump is NOT a Neocon
Trump is NOT a Neocon
Trump is NOT a Neocon
Trump is NOT a Neocon
Trump is NOT a Neocon
Trump is NOT a Neocon
#MAGA #resist
RT @SebGorka: This is not 2003 and Iraq. And @realDonaldTrump is NOT a Neocon
Your (& mine) feelings about Trump aside, enabling massive/illegal #immigration is not liberal or progressive. Ask yourself why USChamber & WalMart want it so much.
MT @GottaBernNow Los Angeles wins suit against Sessions over immigration policy
Per the TV, #DBacks have beaten the #Dodgers 10 regular season games in a row. The Dodgers just can't win. Go home to your trophy wives in the Orange County, boys in blue!
Last year - the first year of the Modern Trump Era - #Dodgers looked like world beaters. This year, my bad Tokyo Rose impression aside, they don't. Example: their failed rally.
#Dodgers cut it down to 7-4. Don't you know this will be a futile effort? Why put yourself through all of this? You can't win. Go home to your trophy wives in the Orange County. Your home and trophy wives are calling, Boys in Blue!
On policy if not on presidency, #TheResistance etc demand at least a good effort. Their NGOs can't get away with just grifting as #MAGA etc NGOs can. The "MAGA metric" is how well someone panders to them and postures, not if they ever actually do anything.
Trump sucks at results: his lunkhead plans get blocked, as I've accurately predicted since Aug 2015.
Want real results? Trap his proxies into demanding Trump uses http://24ahead.com/s/false-compassion
MT @victorbreaux: I am most passionate about immigration policies/results...
Utley fluke hit caroms off 2nd base, scoring 2. Nevertheless, #Dodgers stand no chance. Go home to your trophy wives in the Orange County.
#DBacks go back up 7-2 against the struggling, sucking #Dodgers who should just give up right now and go home to their trophy wives. You home is calling, Boys in Blue! Go home to your regular lives!
.@JacquiYoungL: illegal aliens' crimes are completely unnecessary *additions*: if they weren't here, fewer crimes would be committed.
Follow the money on those whose side @AdamaEsq is on: why do the Koch bros, USChamber, & Western Growers all want mass/illegal #immigration?
You're NeoLiberal (like the Koch bros), not liberal.
#UKTradeForum
MT @GeorgePeretzQC U.K. immigration law is very often genuinely shocking to anyone of a vaguely liberal disposition - but because “it only affects other people”, its lack of basic decency often passes unremarked
I'd say all #TheResistance needs is a therapy cat, except they've already got an average of 141 cats per. So, what they need is many fewer therapy cats. They still need therapy cats, just not so many.
#MAGA
.@infinite_scream tweets "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". It's from @NoraReed ("used to post less but then people apparently decided fascism was a great fucking idea").
It's also good therapy for those too dumb & deranged to help with incredibly easy plans to undercut Trump.
#resist
Despite #MAGA, #AltRight, #TheResistance, Trump, general idiocracy, massive widespread idiocy, etc. etc. etc. just remember one thing: somewhere the #Otezla girl is coming out of a dressing room spinning. So, things aren't so bad after all.
https://imgur.com/a/CO88f
That's happening *because* of people like you. You oppose illegal #immigration in dumbest ways possible.
#MAGA
MT @2braptuedbyJC77 RT @PKsbpdl: Mexico is invading our nation via illegal immigration. California is openly defying federal law with sanctuary cities [etc]
.@michellmybell1 bio: "...Trump is doing what God put him in power to do." Would you say that about HRC if she'd won?
Is it Christian of Trump to constantly lie and smear?
The Casa de Fruita and/or #Fresno In-and-Out illness was lingering. What I got from a 7-11 sandwich was over real quick, in a big way. And by that I mean from both ends.
#MAGA #Dodgers
.@cody_bellinger: some years ago, I was sick for about a week. I didn't know if it was the Casa de Fruita pistachios or the #Fresno In-and-Out. I still don't know to this day.
#Dodgers
Concerned about #Twitter #censorship? Check out this image showing my formula to order tweets based on quality. My formula pushed two censored tweets to the top & pushed a junk tweet that Twitter elevated to the bottom:
https://imgur.com/a/Fe7mE
I'm starting a new hashtag: #MaedaMeltdown.
#Dodgers #DBacks
The Fed strongly supports illegal #immigration: they want to take a cut of remittances. They and other swamp creatures are the opposite of #MAGA.
MT @newtgingrich Congrats to my daughter @jackiecushman, here with new @AtlantaFed President @RaphaelBostic
1. Maureen Dowd is writhing on the bed, shrieking about yellow munchkins eating her eyeballs.
2. Charles Blow is in the corner, rocking back & forth over Trump.
3. The entire #NYT Editorial Board is in the corner, rocking back & forth over Trump.
#BadReasonsToCallThePolice
That, of course, was rhetorical. Calling conservatives "worthless" would be an extremely generous compliment. They're much, much, much less than worthless: they actively impede attempts to do things that would help the USA - and them!
#idiocracy #MAGA #resist
.@LelasEllen @JamesViser: I've been after Jared Polis for a *decade* for accepting the MX govt's "quisling award" (the Ohtli).
In all that time, I don't think I've ever gotten any help from conservatives.
Can you help me understand why?
.@JohnSWren: FYI, @PolisForCO got an Ohtli award. Mexico's incredibly corrupt elites give that to allegedly-American quislings who push their agenda inside the USA. MX's elites make the Koch bros look like pussycats.
#COGov
.@MiguelAliDaddy: FYI, here's what you won't hear about @PolisForCO @jaredpolis: http://24ahead.com/s/jared-polis
You should look into his past in more detail & follow the money. He consistently sides with the wealthy (including himself) against workers.
#COgov
From a year ago, "In Trump’s Syria Strike, Echoes of Bill Clinton".
Everything he actually *does* - not just says - ends up being like Clinton, Obama, or GWB.
#MAGA #resist
http://fox40.com/2017/04/07/in-trumps-syria-strike-echoes-of-bill-clinton/
Even though I need to do other things, I developed a surprisingly OK tweet ranking formula for the next version of my #Twitter #censorship checker. It elevates on-topic, detailed replies & downgrades junk replies (like lone pics, etc.) Twitter mostly does the opposite.
.@TaylorTwellman: since you guys like getting tweets, you should know you might not see every tweet sent to you. See the censorship checker in my pinned tweet.
PS. if you cross the river, you can visit the highpoint of #Delaware (such as it is): http://outdoorlifestyle.com/n/417
Here's a fun activity for that abandoned summer camp down by the lake: make up your own jokes, snowflake allusions, etc. etc. about "Chick-fil-A’s Creepy Infiltration of New York City" by @DanPiepenbring.
#MAGA #resist
"NJ AG joins multistate DACA lawsuit against Trump". Isn't that how it always works? Trump blusters, puts on a show, tries to solve a problem in the dumbest, most lunkhead way possible, & it winds up blocked in the courts.
#MAGA gets victimization, Big Biz keeps cheap labor.
.@RealDonaldTrump: hey bro, me, Chad, Muffy, & Cressida are going out tonight to party at the abandoned youth camp down by the lake. You want to bring Nastasya along? It's going to be #MAGA!
"Dennis Dennison" seems awfully similar to Ivan Denisovich.
#MAGA #resist
24Ahead closes the broadcast day with the 24Ahead Closing Argument: the Official Trump Accordion Song of the Day:
#MusicThursday #MAGA #resist #NowPlaying
http://peekURL.com/vhaEBHk
The *only* way to undercut sanctuary cities is to make enabling them politically toxic: anything else is temporary and hollow.
Is that what Trump's doing? No, he's just putting on a show w/o actually *doing* anything.
#MAGA? #immigration
Another PA school district, this in #Erie, is arming teachers with miniature baseball bats. No, really, there's a picture:
#MAGA #resist #idiocracy
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/millcreek-pennsylvania-school-district-arms-teachers-baseball-bats-parkland-florida-school-shooting/
David Helsel, superintendant of a PA school dist, continue: "Obviously a rock against a gun isn’t a fair fight, but it’s better than nothing."
These are actual quotes, not made up (via #FoxNews).
#MAGA #resist #idiocracy
"Federal judge rules Trump Justice Dept can't consider sanctuary city policies in awarding policing grants".
1. Trump & #MAGA get their victimization feelings stoked.
2. Illegal #immigration isn't reduced.
It's a win-win for Trump & his Big Biz pals.
On the deceives-more-people scale, #NYT is far, far ahead of Alex Jones. Few believe #SpiritCooking (for real) & it has zero impact on policy. NYT lies - like "crops rotting in the fields" - are believed by millions & directly impact policy.
#FakeNews #MAGA #resist
.@jwherrman: you hilite @CraigSilverman 's #BuzzFeed study that says "channel reco algorithm pushes users to more fringe/extreme chans, like Alex Jones".
Jones is a hoot. You two are dangerous lil' fascists. BF/NYT have never told the whole truth about things like immigration.
David Helsel, superintendant of a PA school dist: "Every classroom has been equipped with a 5-gallon bucket of river stone. If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance... they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks and they will be stoned."
#MAGA #resist
Several New Yorkers called 911 claiming to have seen a tiger. It was a raccoon.
You know what's not funny? Trump's loudest critics are from the same milieu.
#MAGA #resist
.@JuddLegum of #ThinkProgress blogs "Diamond and Silk's Facebook censorship claim is a hoax". No, it isn't. However, if they & #MAGA were doing the job they've taken upon themselves, Legum wouldn't feel free to lie like that.
"Trump had an affair which produced two children by a Former Miss Macedonia who Michael Cohen then paid hush money to silence with the assistance of former KGB agents under the direction of Putin, doorman claims" claims National Enquirer claims Newsweek.
#MAGA #resist
"The Lily" is a gentle newspaper for women, it doesn't scratch like those rough papers for men. Despite lacking comments, it's for those who "want to be heard", unlike the #WaPo which owns it and is all-male. You're a rebel!
#TheLily #resist #MAGA
.@AndrewKirell blogs "Diamond & Silk Claim Facebook Never Contacted Them. Facebook Emails Prove Otherwise".
Did FB call them "unsafe to the community", yes or no?
Who else have they done that to?
Can you define "damage control"?
#DailyBeast
.@moryan: FYI, @mcastimovies is on the same side of #immigration as the #Koch bros, McDonald's, WalMart, Amazon, sweatshops, Microsoft, Tyson Foods, Facebook, Western Growers, USChamber...
What about you? Are you a real liberal or do you side with the Koch bros like her?
OK, that's it! Based on that one alleged crime, I say we shut down ICE & allow the massive #immigration of any kind that the Koch bros, USChamber, WSJ, & you want. Legalize NeoLiberalism! Lower wages now!
#resist
MT @thelilynews One man said an ICE agent [committed a crime]
No joke: I awoke thinking of Trump jokes as usual. This one was him unwittingly admitting to an unknown child. This was before I found out about #TrumpLoveChild.
#MAGA #resist
24Ahead's Closing Argument is the 15 minute Arkona magnum opus (w/ English subtitles) about Trump's journey to foreign lands, featuring Mike Pence, the Koch bros, & George Soros on guest vocals:
#MusicWednesday #MAGA #resist #NowPlaying
http://peekURL.com/vu2Gq4x
See the app in my pinned tweet for more proof, and help me bust #Twitter for the sleazy games they plan (against all types of users).
MT @organic2016 RT @alba_ks: Concrete proof - Twitter continues to shadowban!
.@VanRijmenam @mmoates: you hilite Blackburn quizzing Zuck about silencing cons. Cons *helps* censors by trying to make it all about them, when plenty of libs, "entertainers", etc. get censored too. As always, cons f things up for everyone else (eg by shrinking the tent).
.@JoGragg: despite never tweeting it, rodstryker has blocked me: http://24ahead.com/u/rodstryker His complaints about censorship seem to be hollow, in that he blocks people who've never even contacted him.
#MAGA?
.@MishaMayfair: you complain about censorship of your genre also. What you should do is challenge #MAGA who whine about censorship & confront them with the fact that it isn't just about them & that they're helping marginalize the opposition to censorship.
You know @knightcolumbia completely caved, right?
MT @jeremygutsche [pic of "Censorship-Fighting Billboards" about someone blocked by Trump]
My genre is under attack by all sides, with Twitter, Facebook, Fox News, & MSNBC all refusing to frontpage this due to the Vevo Conspiracy:
#MusicWednesday #MAGA #resist #NowPlaying
http://peekURL.com/vGrNT3r
.@Scarlett_mudpup @RT_Pig: you complain about censorship of your genre. If you really want to reduce censorship, you have to broaden the tent and oppose censorship across the board. Cons, #MAGA, etc. are helping FB/Twitter divide & conquer by making it all about them.
True story about Trump leaving his farm in Queens to seek his fame in the Big City and then pining for home:
#MusicWednesday #MAGA #resist #NowPlaying
http://peekURL.com/vCVvs9y
.@HAGOODMANAUTHOR: your tagline is you predicted 2016 election in 2015.
Starting in August 2015, I've accurately detailed how Trump's plans would fail miserably: the Wall, #MuslimBan, #TravelBan, etc. etc.
Some said Trump would win. Did anyone else point out what I did?
.@onesoldiersmom @AMErikaNGIRLBOT: one of the major reasons why #Twitter & #Facebook think they can get away with censorship is because cons falsely try to pretend they're the only ones affected. They shrink the tent, reducing the opposition to censorship. Please don't do that.
Scottish folk music, with the traditional Scottish costumes & traditional Scottish bagpipes:
#MusicWednesday #MAGA #resist #NowPlaying
http://peekURL.com/vt6TCZe
.@kearneymw: @stefanjwojcik & @PewMethods based their "scholarship" on botometer. Have you tried that service to see how bogus it is? Try me, JakeTapper, Phil Hendrie characters, etc. etc. It's a case of GIGO, with the ultimate goal of quashing dissent.
#Lysenkoism
Eluveitie with Omnos, a true story about an innocent young pr00n star who, while traipsing through Switzerland, was entrapped by Donald Trump:
#NowPlaying #MAGA #resist #MusicWednesday
http://peekURL.com/vpgjtgy
.@LindaKWS1: after months & months, how is @duty2warn doing? They held a pathetic parade, got a burst of press, & all they did was at best help Trump. To undercut Trump all they have to do is engage him/his proxies in Socratic debate. They lack smarts/sanity to help with that.
The crazies at @duty2warn have blocked me: http://24ahead.com/u/duty2warn
As they would say, that's one of those #DANGERSIGNS.
#MAGA
Listen carefully: don't mess in Michael Cohen's or Trump's business. Because you never know what could happen. Here's a PSA in case you got a thick skull. You want a frigging drawing or something?
#MusicWednesday #MAGA #resist #NowPlaying
http://peekURL.com/vuHuCy2
.@pacelattin: it took jacklgoldsmith almost 3 years to realize Trump might be trolling his opponents. In a decade he might figure out how to avoid falling into Trump's tramps. In a century, he might figure out how to undercut Trump to his base.
#Harvard #idiocracy
On #Univision, you get sports journalists wearing miniskirts, and another one holding the mic between her trumps.
What both liberals & conservatives won't tell you about Rudy Giuliani:
#MAGA #resist
http://24ahead.com/s/rudy-giuliani
Rudy Giuliani extolling the virtues of David Rockefeller, video:
#MAGA #resist
http://peekURL.com/vJJLCd5
You might be right. When has #TheResistance used his strong amnesty support, his Rockefeller vid, & TTC to undercut him to #MAGA, or is that way beyond their abilities?
MT @dansinker RT @lisatozzi: [Cindy Adams tale about Giuliani being eligible bachelor was "planted" by him]
10000 Maniacs / Natalie Merchant with "What's The Matter Here?" live 1987:
#MusicWednesday #MAGA #resist #NowPlaying
http://peekURL.com/vVzHzY3
There should be a law preventing the #Angels from hanging on to Trout & Ohtani. Now, thanks to President Trump, there will be! Stay tuned to the Federal Register for the exact legislation.
#baseball #resist #MAGA
#Angels are having great difficulty closing out a 7-1 game. It's now 7-2 with bases loaded.
.@NoLiesLizzy: it took @jacklgoldsmith almost *3 years* to realize Trump just might be playing his opponents for fools by trolling them. It'll probably take him & the rest of #TheResistance a decade to figure out how to avoid falling into Trump's Kindergarten-level traps.
WaPo: "Bannon pitches White House on plan to cripple Mueller probe and protect Trump". Bezos'd love that; Bannon isn't known for giving good advice:
#MAGA #derp #Breitbart
http://24ahead.com/steve-bannon-dim
#Yankees & #RedSox had a bench-clearing brawl today with multiple fatalities; the U.N. is brokering a truce. Here's what it looked like to someone who video'ed it on his phone:
#baseball #MAGA #resist
http://peekURL.com/v7JBc33
Forced to hear "Easy Like Sunday Morning", I was astounded how it went on, and on, and on, fill after flourish after flourish after fill........
I pictured Lionel Ritchie doing shtick w/ the guitarist. They had to send someone to mop up the floor after I vomited.
#MAGA
A much more serious topic from #India. She's also hotter, if you ignore the title and subject matter:
#MAGA #resist #Bollywood #Tollywood
http://peekURL.com/vGdhLRC
Actress Sri Reddy Goes 'Topless' Against Casting Couch:
(Note the quotes.)
#Tollywood #Bollywood #Demiwood #MAGA #resist
http://peekURL.com/vtauJLt