Giuliani Vows to End Illegal Immigration (WhiteOut, rubber stamp makers celebrate)

Posted Tue, Aug 14, 2007 at 2:29 pm

Rudy Giuliani has vowed to end illegal immigration as we know it. Under his plan, a new governmental organization will scour the web, editing pages to change the words "illegal immigration" to "legal immigration" (all site owners will be required to put their passwords in a government database for their and our safety). Likewise, the same group will access newspapers' computer systems and do a search-and-replace of those two terms. Millions of gallons of WhiteOut [TM] will need to be ordered for materials that are already printed. And, border patrol agents will each be issued a set of rubber stamps and inking pads to welcome any "guest" who can make it over the border.

I kid! At least, I think I'm kidding. Certainly, in the past, Giuliani has praised "undocumented aliens", but that was last decade.

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Comments

RG (not verified)

Wed, 08/15/2007 - 11:02

Rudy's just another opportunistic political whore, who's being called to task for his long history of supporting illegal aliens and "Hispandering". He's a fraud like most others. He's very weak on immigration enforcement.

Tom Shuford (not verified)

Wed, 08/15/2007 - 22:13

GIULIANI TO REWARD ILLEGAL ALIENS WITH PATH TO CITIZENSHIP: "Mr. Giuliani said the rest [after criminal aliens are deported] of the 12 million to 20 million illegal aliens already here can gain a path to citizenship after a waiting period if they register and learn English . . . Those key elements generally track President Bush's immigration bill, which was defeated in the Senate earlier this year."* *Giuliani eyes citizenship path for illegals Washington Times August 15, 2007 by Stephen Dinan http://www.washingtontimes.com/article/20070815/NATION/108150042/1002

mary (not verified)

Thu, 08/16/2007 - 00:27

They are all liars except for Tancredo and Hunter....they have seen this chaos coming. The others are looking out for themselves alone.