Will the horrors of the Bush administration never end? While browsing Amazon, I came upon the "Swiss Army One-Hand Trekker Lockblade Pocket Knife" (you can buy one here), and I saw this:

The Swiss Army Knife is the only knife recommended for the emergency kit of the US Department of Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge.

I was unable to determine whether the former DHS Secretary had actually endorsed those knives (made by Victorinox), but I wouldn't doubt it considering his other Krusty the Klown-style moves.

Previously:
Tom Ridge hired by Albania
Ninety former DHS officials cashing in
Were terror alerts faked to elect Bush?
Tom Ridge on Home Depot board