Maybe they're still sewing his body parts back together, because he was supposed to hold a news conference a couple hours ago. Instead, belatedly, we get Mohammed al Sahaf, Iraq's Minister of Propaganda Information Minister. "The U.S. is a gang, violating international law, war criminals, the U.S. is no better than Al Capone's gang, etc. etc." The Interior Minister claims that Umm Qasr is free. Supposedly, the helicopter was shot down by Iraq, and was not an accident.

So, where's Tariq?