Can you guess which publication this excerpt is from?

Was President Bush literally channeling Karl Rove in his first debate with John Kerry? That's the latest rumor flooding the Internet, unleashed last week in the wake of an image caught by a television camera during the Miami debate. The image shows a large solid object between Bush's shoulder blades as he leans over the lectern and faces moderator Jim Lehrer.

The president is not known to wear a back brace, and it's safe to say he wasn't packing. So was the bulge under his well-tailored jacket a hidden receiver, picking up transmissions from someone offstage feeding the president answers through a hidden earpiece? Did the device explain why the normally ramrod-straight president seemed hunched over during much of the debate?

OK, here are your five hints: The National Enquirer, Rense.com, Salon.com, Slate.com, or the L.A. Times. Which is it?

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OK, here are your final hints: their stock price is currently one-eigth of a cent, and they think you're going to sit through an ad to read the rest of their article.