I'm posting this for a friend:

Hi ladies! I'm a tall, very successful 59-year-old male in the prime of his life and loving every minute of it! I own (or co-own, or will shortly own) several luxury homes, I have a few SUVs, and two smart daughters with good personalities.

ABOUT ME:
I enjoy an active lifestyle: skiing, snowboarding, hunting, even wind-surfing! My life is a fast-paced whirlwind of activity - almost all of it in the public eye - and I'm looking for someone who can keep up!

ABOUT YOU:
You need to enjoy a very fast-paced lifestyle, be well-spoken, and have traditional American values (at least most of the time!) Because of my current wealth and prestige, I'm searching for a lady who is very financially secure. If you're even more financially secure than I am, so much the better. Please like puppies, babies, and be able to tolerate Southerners.

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