Al Gore's Green Pioneers program to fight global warming!

Al Gore has announced the new "Green Pioneers" program, a children's organization that will fight global warming and work to safeguard our environment. Green Pioneers Camps will be established across the U.S., and members will pass out literature, monitor energy consumption, and the like:

It certainly sounds like a worthy program, but something bothers me about it. It's like there's something I'm not being told or something.

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"Green Pioneers?" Ha ha ha! How unbelievably transparent! Its no different from the red Pioneers who were the Soviet boy and girl scouts. The purpose of the "red" Pioneers was to be educated in local hands-on communism, as provided by Komsomol leaders. So! Just as the red Pioneers were designed to enlighten the next generation on communist party ideals, so Comrade ALGORE prepares the next generation of eco-bolsheviks with his Green Pioneers! Keep in mind that his hero, Mihail Gorbachev, was an unrepentant communist before he founded Green Cross Intl, the global environmental organ that promotes communal collectivisation and anti-liberty measures to protect the environment.