I was getting him ready for the County Fair, but I thought he could use a little bit of a sun tan, so I left him at the tanning salon...

OH NO!

P.S. I didn't take the above photo. This is just a joke post. Yes, I realize the subject is quite serious and nothing that should be joked about. However, what can I do? The picture was no doubt taken months ago. There's no way to bring Curly back.