I know there's a couple cheap jokes out there, but I just can't pin them down. Yeah, well, you aren't too funny either.

Joke #1: Ted Bell on Bernie Kerik's nanny situation. (Ted Bell, of course, is the owner of the world-famous steakhouse Ted's of Beverly Hills. In the past, he's advocated special laws that would allow rich people such as himself to import illegal aliens to serve as domestic help.)

#2: Something about monkeys taking over the earth. See "Tool use confirmed in monkeys".