All residents of Los Angeles must immediately affix as many Lakers flags to their cars or bicycles as possible. If you fail in this, the Lakers will lose. It is that simple.

Sure, you've got a "phat ride." But, is it "phat" enough? Couldn't you fit just one more Lakers flag to it, such as Lakers flags on each hubcap, or a Laker flag affixed to your gas cap door?

Those spinning rims that keep spinning when your tires stop sure are spiffy. But, they'd be even spiffier in blue and gold. Hop to it, Los Angeles!