Man tries to board plane with seal's head

From this:

The head was apparently checked in by a Colorado man in his 40s, officials said. His identity was not released.

The man, who bound for Denver [sic, I no write like that], told investigators that he is a biology professor and that he had found a dead seal on Revere Beach, officials said. He checked in the head because they didn't think it was appropriate as carrion...

Phwoar!

I stole that pun from an anonymous commentator here.