I would just like to let Dr. Pepper and any other corporate, political, state, or other sponsors know that I, a fully certified "key influence blogger," am willing to flog anything here for enough money.

Get Behind the Cow! On a Stump! Dude! Brah'! Whooo!

UPDATE: Stump Humpin' Glenn Reynolds links to more here, here, here, and here. For some reason, blogdex never links to me. There's something that Dr. Pepper really doesn't want you to know here.