That's the tag line for Jennifur Lopez's new opus "Maid in Manhattan." It's got a picture of her with the leading man, and a smaller pic of her in a maid outfit. Gosh, I can't quite figure out the plot. I'm sure JLo is a horrendous bitch, but on this billboard, an interview I saw with her, and the ads for The Wedding Planner she manages to come off as sweet, innocent, and even more luscious than SavOn Pecans and Praline ice cream.

Anyway, who thinks up these titles and tag lines? Couldn't they have spent just another 5 minutes or so coming up with something just a wee bit better? What will the porno versions be? "Made in Manhattan?" "Maid in Brooklyn?"

If you want to read about delusional, impressionable anti-war protesters who have perhaps been infiltrated by The Enemy, you can't go wrong by checking out this article. Apparently there was an altercation between a pro-Israel blogger and a group of anti-war protesters. It's interesting to see how the altercation is presented by either side. The indymedia account sounds like something straight out of Pravda. The other side of the story can be found here.

I left pearls of wisdom at both locations.