If you want to read something kinda humorous, click here. Some people shouldn't go out to the desert. Or, at least roll their SUVs there.

OK, OK. You're only going to find that story amusing if you like making fun of Jerry Pournelle, especially the part where he futzes around with the new toys that he's been sent by obsequious merchants. Hey, to me it was funny the first time I read it, and everytime I think about the story I laugh a bit. I'm strange, eh?