@LadyGaga: I'd love to help, but no can do. It's a young man's game, and I'm out of the game. I've hung up the back brace for good.

@LadyGaga: What?!? Billy?!? I *told* them: use quarter-pallets for the dancers costumes. Now we see what happens. Look, I'm sorry, but no.

@DMashak: no, it's like if you were w/ Westboro Baptist but had a "@LadyGaga Rules My World" tattoo. #teaparty #sgp #tcot #ocra

♫ The wholesome @FanninEleven cover the non-wholesome @LadyGaga w/ Poker Face: http://peekurl.com/vm1r1n4 #MusicMonday

@LadyGaga: what? .... Billy? No, that can't be true... Look, if there's something else I can do... But, I just can't get back into the game.

@LadyGaga: what? .... Billy said what? Look, OK, I'll do it. I'll do it for Billy. 11am? I'll be there, and with bells on!

@LadyGaga: sorry. I retired after... well, you know why. Plus, backup singing and dancing is a young man's game. I've hung up my shoes.