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Twitter handle: 
@annapickard
Name: 
anna
Location: 
San Francisco
Followers: 
7354
Bio: 
British. Sweary. Creative director of voice and tone & words at Slack. My (many) opinions are my own, not those of my company, tho admittedly may sound similar.
Tweets to this user:
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From @annapickard
Went to go to bed ridiculously early only to discover a CRICKET in my BEDROOM. I don't know what the shit that is a… https://t.co/dMjSl96jXN
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I am honestly not sure whether I am most scared of a) the very uncomfortable infraction of the "outside things bei… https://t.co/VJ9XW01W6r
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ok on first googling for "meaning of cricket in bedroom", it appears that this is extremely good luck in many parts… https://t.co/kySkoAEsR0
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And someone has just informed me about Jerusalem Crickets and I'm just going to stop googling now. https://t.co/qkv3qut8Ma
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From @rondoftw
@annapickard they also scream
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@rondoftw I have some sorry news for you about your near future, Ronnie. It's louder. And it can't be carried out o… https://t.co/iicpswboO5
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@annapickard i'm pretty sure I'm going to be pregnant forever so your threat doesn't scare me
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@rondoftw Hey have you ever considered that maybe you're just full of crickets.
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@rondoftw Did we miss the species-reveal party?
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@annapickard we wanted to be surprised.
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@rondoftw No one expects the springy gryllidaetions
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@rondoftw Sorry that was like 3 degrees of Kevin BaPun. It will indeed be surprising. So very.
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From @rondoftw
@annapickard I imagine it will be something like this https://t.co/KDjmGcdBqD
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@rondoftw Yes, but in stirrups?
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From @rondoftw
@annapickard considering the size of the average cricket that seems...better in several ways?
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@rondoftw I don't care how many monozygotic siblings there are. You're not getting anything else of your baby regis… https://t.co/6FC0lCTGht
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From @rondoftw
@annapickard think of how many crickets I can hold after they all fall asleep! i just have to be careful not to cr… https://t.co/kK7ZQWOy0l
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@rondoftw I mean DO you? Survival of the fittest and that. Also isn't that how they'd want to die? Crushed by their loving mother?
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@annapickard i was about to reply with something about homemade cricket flour being high in protein but really this… https://t.co/PzgpgeNY68
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@rondoftw THIS is where it went off the rails?
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From @rondoftw
@annapickard ...yes?
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@rondoftw Cool cool cool cool cool.
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From @24aheaddotcom_
.@annapickard: check out the reports at my pinned tweet showing how heavily Twitter censors dissenters replying to Rouhani, Duterte, Medvedev, etc. Like Trump, there isn't a repressive regime they aren't keen to help. @rondoftw helps implement Twitter helping those leaders.