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.@emmiemartin: 1. When will you write about all the 10s of millions who are struggling, rather than a yup who makes $100k? 2. You say Trader Joe's is "known for its reasonable prices". No, that's @99Only. Don't worry: Marie Antoinette couldn't relate to most Americans either.

After quick #GriffithPark workout drove to @99Only. Think I saw @boogsciambi xing into a Disney building. #CelebritySighting #Hollywood

I'm a #Republican. I'm #Conservative. @realDonaldTrump is neither. Zero ideology. He's a dangerous populist that simply wants applause. #GOP

.@kenrocksmyworld: as a "garlic exec" from Gilroy CA, I have Chinese garlic from @99Only. Should I be worried?

My personal chef is @99Only. #Patriots #Pats #NewEngland #tcot #teaparty #ows #uniteblue #RitualCannibalism #TomBradyIsTodaysHenryVII

re: Chips Ahoy Root Beer Float cookies, look, what can I say. When @99Only has normal food I tend to buy it. #tcot #ows #TEAPARTY #COMMUNISM

.@99Only now sells fine gourmet beers from around the world, like "Norm's Amber Ale", w/ a Cheers logo & drawing of Norm, from Cheers. #tcot

.@99Only: aside from new Sara Lee junk, you haven't had pitas for months. You haven't had those tubs of jalapeno salsa for longer. Fix that.

When someone who looks to be about 60 says to you, "Too bad so sad", you know you're too deep in retail politics. This is @99Only politics.

.@KatyPerry: I "cubed" an overripe $2 @99Only #watermelon, put in plastic bag. Bag mouth leaked into dirty outer bag. What should I do? #OWS

I gussified up the site a bit. Style is now less "Juarez Hohouse", more "Salt and Pepper Potato Chips I get at @99only". #immigration #ows