.@1000daysoframen: je ne comprends, bitte sprechen a yazik ponimayu.

.@1000daysoframen: when you have an answer to my @JorgeRamosNews & @CharlesPGarcia question, be sure to tweet. #tlot #immigration #ows #gop

I'm enjoying the #dada of the @1000daysoframen #TweetStorm to me, even if I don't get/want to get the references. #LOL #tcot #tlot #sgp #GOP

@24AheadDotCom glad your enjoying the dada - i enjoyed your dada too good night sweet mystery

.@1000daysoframen: are the rubios @JorgeRamosNews & @CharlesPGarcia "white Hispanics" too? #tcot #ows #teaparty #sgp #gop #tlot #p2 #TopProg

Phone's ringing, Dude. @24AheadDotCom @jorgeramosnews @charlespgarcia

That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch. @24AheadDotCom

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. @24AheadDotCom @jorgeramosnews @charlespgarcia

And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? @24AheadDotCom @jorgeramosnews @charlespgarcia

@24AheadDotCom You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

I told that fuck down at the league office... who's in charge of scheduling? @24AheadDotCom @jorgeramosnews @charlespgarcia

I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos! @24AheadDotCom @jorgeramosnews @charlespgarcia

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car @24AheadDotCom

@24AheadDotCom My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...

@24AheadDotCom This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

@24AheadDotCom I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT...

@24AheadDotCom Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

@24AheadDotCom Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos

@24AheadDotCom That rug really tied the room together.

@24AheadDotCom Dude, this is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin.

@24AheadDotCom Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.

@24AheadDotCom This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous.

@24AheadDotCom And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head.

@24AheadDotCom Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!

@24AheadDotCom So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know..

@24AheadDotCom You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were fuckin' glad, man.

.@1000daysoframen: are there specific features that make Rubio & Cruz "white Hispanics"? Occipital ridge? Dolicocephalic? Bumps? #tcot #ows

.@1000daysoframen: why do you say @MarcoRubio & @TedCruz are "white Hispanics"? Aren't they full-on Hispanics?

as a hispanic @24AheadDotCom @marcorubio @tedcruz they are the "whitest" hispanics i've ever seen - exaggerated accent & all

@24AheadDotCom @marcorubio @tedcruz they represent a miniscule portion of hispanics - much farther right than the majority of hispanics

the only way they will get real traction w/ hispanics like me is a path to citizenship for immigrants in limbo @24AheadDotCom

BTW - i'll eat my hat if either of them has an immigration stance thats anything more than smokes & mirrors @24AheadDotCom

they will be the perfect GOP puppets to pretend to do outreach with Hispanics @24AheadDotCom @marcorubio @tedcruz

@24AheadDotCom you seem worried that @marcorubio is going to do anything good for his "people". he won't. he's paving his own way to power