"What was that noise?...

"What was that noise? Are you OK?"
"Thank you, Alexa, I'm OK. I'm just watching a horror movie."
"You are watching Fox News."
"Alexa, they had a horror movie segment."
"No, they didn't. My sensors show a chainsaw use and airborne blood droplets. I have alerted the authorities."
From @24aheaddotcom_
Tweeted Sat, Jan 13, 2018 at 6:14 pm