The guy from Dude, Where's My Car, Ashton Kutcher has gotten together with a large number of his celebrity pals to create an incredibly creepy 4 minute, 13 second video in which they make various pledges to Barack Obama, the U.S., and the world. You can see it here if you dare.

On the plus side, it has Alyssa Milano and other assorted hitherto unheard-of-by-me eye candy.

On the downside, Will.I.Am makes yet another appearance. And, their pledges are about as braindead as you'd expect; the Dude, My Car guy pledges "to always represent my country with pride, dignity, and honesty". (Alyssa pledges to be the voice for those who have no voice, which is presumably defined as those who don't have HuffPost posting rights).

However, the creep de la creep, the creep sans pareil occurs at the end, when - accompanied by a cheesy, Brady Bunch/Woodstock style effect that's probably similar to what flies see when buzzing about the CelebrityCenter, the various celebrities join in unison to chant:

"I pledge to be a servant to our president and all mankind because together we are and together we will be the change that we seek."

The only way it's going to get creepier is if they start talking about a comet.