Looking for the gift for the Obama fan or cult member who has everything, and who's got a lot of money, and who's even more stupid than other Obama fans or cult members?

Well, have I got the deal for you!

Now, through this limited time special offer, the 2005 Chrysler 300 Series C that Obama drove from 2005 to 2007 is being auctioned off on eBay. There are fifteen bidders at post time, and a current bid of $100,000. You have to hurry though: the auction ends on January 20. Of course, if you're, say, Ludwig II of Bavaria, you can buy it now for just $1 million.

Note that some time in 2007, Obama saw the light (or - uncharacteristically enough - thought of his image) and switched to a hybrid. But, this car is the successor to the true American muscle cars, with a 5.7L V8 and a HEMI. Rumors that it also includes flecks of Larry Sinclair's DNA and clumps of baking soda are NOT true.

Click here to own this example of how far the American experiment has fallen.