The Democratic National Convention is about as exciting as watching the 37th Plenary Soviet, and even more predictable. The MSM pretends they're doing real reporting, as do the "citizen journalists" whether of the Democratic partisan hack or low-hanging fruit variety. The only thing that would make it interesting is if there were some kind of teleprompter malfunction.

Accordingly, I invite PUMAs and all others to relive the glory days of '93 - the days before Dennis Miller became disfavored - while waiting for something - anything - to happen: