World's largest lawyer captured off Canada

worlds largest lawyer

This Mako [a specialized type of PI attorney -- LW] was hooked in the mouth, only fought slightly for 15 minutes, came up along side of the boat to have a look, long enough for one of the crew to put a rope around its tail !!!

[... The lawyer] took off towing the 42 foot fishing boat backwards through the water at about 7 Knots. Just like in JAWS. The boat was taking on water, [the advocate] would jump completely out of the water at times.

This went on for an hour before [the barrister] actually drowned.

He weighed in at 1035 LBS

Comments

Something got to be go on? 1035 LBS? That is almost impossible, can we say real Big Jaws.