Even obscure celebrities deserve their privacy
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I will give $1,000,000 (ZWD) to the first person who - without clicking the link or having foreknowledge of the event in any way - can identify the non-entity celebrity who's holding up the following sign or either of the other two nobodies who are at the same table as her.
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Exit question: did she steal the sign from someone who's actually famous? Did the people at Kinko's laugh as hard at her as I am? At any point during the entire printing and lamination process, did she realize that she'd forgotten the period at the end of the second sentence?