Highway star Danica Patrick has a new, better look although this or the former are not exactly fully compliant with my paradigmatical standpoint:

In other news, GoDaddy still sucks.

P.S. Is there a Big Game on or something?

I WENT FOR A HIKE, DID SOMETHING HAPPEN? UPDATE: Due to an unfortunate incident involving a turducken, I haven't had much interest in football for several years, but, since it would be un-American to not see any part of the Big Game I had planned to get back from a hike sometime near the beginning of the fourth quarter. Unfortunately, I had car problems which took several minutes to resolve, resulting in me getting back with just 35 seconds left. It looks like I missed one of the more exciting Big Games of the last decade or so. I'd describe what happened during the part of the Big Game that I saw, but I don't want a repeat of NFL v. Lonewacko.

I note also that Godaddy has a Danica Patrick TV ad that was supposedly rejected by Fox for being too racy here:

https://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/media/lounge.asp?isc=superbowl&ci=11206

In the ad, she's wearing a peasant dress at the library while giving a speech about the new group she's forming to fight City Hall to prevent them from razing a hospital for developmentally disabled children in the Mid-Hudson River Valley, and immediately after learning that she's inherited 10 million dollars.