Stressing the need to "make a clean break" and "start over", the entire Bush administration has left the United States and reestablished themselves in Afghanistan, Reuters reports. Presidential brother Jeb has been appointed the new Potentate of Waziristan, and various other members of Team Bush have been appointed to various government sinecures.

Later today, Bush is expected to announce his first round of proclamations, and will comment on the "good-hearted" immigrants from Indonesia who are currently entering his new country illegally.