Why we have a national food pyramid

Posted Tue, Apr 19, 2005 at 5:05 pm

The new and improved National Food Pyramid has been released.

Now, at first glance you might get all libertarian and ask, "why the hell do we have a National Food Pyramid in the first place? I mean, it's not like we don't already have a bunch of stuff like sweeping vistas and magnificent monuments from which we can derive national pride, right? Why do we as a nation have to wrap so much of our national self-esteem in a National Food Pyramid? Frankly, isn't that a bit, 'third-worldish', this emphasis on food pyramids?"

But, you'd be wrong. Without the National Food Pyramid, there are literally hundreds of government nutritionists who would be out of work.

And, how else do you expect people to see the lies proferred by the (hypothetical) Frito's Food Pyramid? With our own National Food Pyramid, we can point to the Frito's Food Pyramid and discern its attempts to lead us astray. We can be assured that the National Food Pyramid would always be less beholden to special interests than the non-official competitors.

And, without the National Food Pyramid, kindergarten teachers would have nothing to discuss between filmstrips.

Comments

Ivor Manuel prophet (not verified)

Mon, 05/16/2005 - 12:06

Has the President fulfilled his PROMISES to the PEOPLE?
More than a year later, his promises keep flowing into the

Ivor Manuel prophet (not verified)

Tue, 04/26/2005 - 12:36

The INNOCENTS and their FAMILIES are the losers in WAR in IRAQ.

Up until today; 1,571+ innocent American soldiers have been killed in IRAQ.
Soldiers who were wounded, lost body parts, or were paralyzed, and have become chronically ill with physical or mental illnesses. Also, soldiers that have been evacuated due to non combatant wounds or other injuries and diseases are over 17,000.
Other innocent soldiers from coalition troops dead number 176.

All the dead and those wounded are Innocent, because they were defending (and still are) the erroneous Vision of FREEDOM of a utopian political demagogue; whom had received power from the people to lead them and enlighten a dark World with Mercy and Love (if he in deed was a follower of CHRIST as he had said). However, he deceived the people with his own vision of

Ivor Manuel prophet (not verified)

Fri, 04/22/2005 - 16:34

THE FISH INDUSTRY AND THE FOOD PYRAMID.
DEAR LONEWACKO.
In th summer of the Year of Our LORD, 2000. A PROPHESY was published in a tourist magazine named ORIENTATION in Orlando Florida. It was written: "The sons of the raven would eat the eagles' eggs for they are hungry and the eagle has seized even their carcass."
"Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after Righteousness: for they shall be filled."
Matthew 5:6.
At that time i did not understood what i had heard in my ear and published, until a year latter; when 9/11 defined the changes of time for the people of America and the World. As i opened the Bible in the book of Isaiah randomly in chapter 46 days latter, my eyes were fixed over the versicles 9 to 11; where it is written: "Remember the former things of old; for I am GOD and there is none else; I AM GOD, and ther is none like ME."
"Declaring the end from the beginning, and from ancient times the things that are not yet done, My counsel shall stand, and I will do all My pleasure:"
"Calling a ravenous bird from the east, the man that executes My counsel from a far country; I have spoken it, I will also bring it to pass; I have purpose it, I WILL also do it."
This is food for thought, and i tell you, that this shall be a food pyramid for those that are Spiritually hungy. Ivor Manuel prays for you and PEACE for the World. For more on this, tune in to www.aleuzenev.com