You promise to elect mainstream American conservatives with solid American values instead of what we've been getting, and I'll show you how to do it. Deal?

OK, here's all you have to do: send out an email to everyone you know telling them about this new site that'll help Red Staters see the errors of their ways. But, when you send the email, pretend you're a liberal and you're sending the email to other liberals, it just got to the people on your list by mistake. Tell the supposed recipients about how this site is so funny and it shows those inbred hicks in the Midwest and South for what they are.

The site is called the Lie Girls, and it's from the people who brought you "Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth".

Send those links out, and watch the votes come back!